I have obviously chose to avoid both.
I worked hard. To reward myself, I decided to post the following silly item in the area break room, known around the place as "Java Bars."
The phone number doesn't work, but I think if you change the area code to "419" it goes to a Adult Movie Theater House.
If it's too hard to read, here's a transcript:
"Succulent Tasty Horse Meat For Sale Now taking orders for this mouth-watering delicacy. Available in quantities of 10 to 50 lbs. Delivered to your home. Please call the number below to place your order today! Also available: smaller quantities of boneless donkey meat. Order before the holiday rush."
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Fuckin' Wally Fessler. I used to know his voice, but can't think of it now. He had maybe a '39 Chevy or something else, poorly hot rodded. Also radio: I used to watch Mike Shea play frisbee with himself in the SW corner park across from his house. WTF is up with that guy, if he's still alive...
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