Got up early today to catch some OT at work. It's raining in Iowa today which means our family will probably be stuck indoors all day long, except for boring errands and house cleaning.
I have obviously chose to avoid both.
I worked hard. To reward myself, I decided to post the following silly item in the area break room, known around the place as "Java Bars."
The phone number doesn't work, but I think if you change the area code to "419" it goes to a Adult Movie Theater House.
If it's too hard to read, here's a transcript:
"Succulent Tasty Horse Meat For Sale Now taking orders for this mouth-watering delicacy. Available in quantities of 10 to 50 lbs. Delivered to your home. Please call the number below to place your order today! Also available: smaller quantities of boneless donkey meat. Order before the holiday rush."