Descendents Coffee Time Watches

Watches are all the rage these days, judging by the number of dudes I see at work sportin' expensive timepieces, only to use their smart phones when they need to tell time.

If only they had Descendents watches then they might be somewhat cool.

"Descendents watches?!" you scream.

"I want one!"

Of course you do, you little consumer.

Besides. Milo's still paying off his student loans.

Press:

The Coffee Time watch features a glossy white Milo coffee pot on a matte black dial with subtle index markings pad-printed on the crystal giving this minimal design some serious pop!

Each Coffee Time watch comes with packaging signed by Descendents artist, Chris Shary, and one lucky box also contains an original Chris Shary drawing hidden inside. Water resistant up to 10 meters / 30 feet, but not recommended. Please keep your watch out of hot tubs and saunas.

Specs: 
* Wrist Size: Med-Large. 8.5 Inches Max.
* Crystal: Plastic, Flat.
* Movement: 3 Hand Japanese Quartz.
* Buckle: Plastic, Matte Black.
* Dial: 34.8mm, Multicolor.
* Loop: Plastic, Matte Black.
* Case: 43mm, Plastic, Matte Black.
* Straps: 22mm Wide, Matte Black

Milo Goes To College And Turns Into A Bobblehead

I wasn't much of a Descendents fan, but I get tons of hits on this blog whenever I post something about bobbleheads.

That tells me the readership of Glam-Racket is socially awkward middle aged white dudes who collect dolls under the pretense of "action figures."

But hey, I collect toy cars like Matchbox, particularly muscle car models if you're into the Lenten season of giving.

Here's the poop:

"At long last, Milo - the charismatic frontman of The Descendents - is once again available in Throbblehead form.

Milo V2 is limited to 2000 numbered units, stands at 7 inches tall, and is made of a lightweight polyresin. Accurately sculpted right down to the signature glasses, and new Descendents tee with bitchin' pant-grabbin' stage stance, Milo V2 is no joke.

"You can blame me for the V1 selling out," said Milo. "I told Aggronautix to only make 1000, and that they'd be lucky to unload a few hundred."

Milo is the fourteenth person to be polyresinated by Aggronautix. In May of 2009, the company launched with a highly popular G.G. Allin "1991" figure, which was limited to 2000 numbered units."