Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Ace Frehley Talks Golden Showers

The short of it is this: Ace Frehley has a new solo album dropping next month called Anomaly. It's his first solo album in twenty-years, which puts him ahead of even Chinese Democracy is the "where are they now?" category. Of course, this means two things: the Kiss Army will buy the new Ace album even if it were a turd (more on that later) and that Ace is making the rounds drumming up support among that very army to make them aware that Anomaly is coming soon.
It's telling that he's making the old school rounds-I mean, do people still listen to radio? Whatever, the Army probably still does and they probably get stoked when they hear "Never Been Any Reason" for the billionth time.
Here's Ace on the Opie and Anthony Show where they get him to watch the "2 Girls 1 Cup" video live on the air. The reaction? Dude was in Kiss, Holmes! He probably fed chocolate pudding to chicks for a week so that they'd poop chocolate pudding in his mouth while a transexual Eskimo jerked him off onto a Nazi helmet.
His reaction-or lack of it-is priceless and certainly didn't mirror my wife and I when we watched it once. I couldn't even get through it.

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