Saturday, May 9, 2009

You're Gonna Love My Nuts

When he’s not beating whores who bite his tongue, Vince Offer, better known as the Sham Wow! dude, is pitching products in both his native English and in Spanish. Check out the Slap Chop toss that goes in for three on the English version while dismantling the set in the Spanish version.

There are a couple of things about Vince that I don’t know about:
1.) What’s the deal with his face-even pre-tongue biting incident-that causes it to lean towards the right?
2.) Did he look at the chick before forking over $1,000 for sex? Seriously, that doesn’t look like a thousand dollar prostitute for me and for that money, what’s wrong with a little kiss?
3.) Who knew that Vince was one of the “masterminds” behind The Underground Comedy Movie? More importantly, has anyone seen it?
4.) He has ties with Scientology. No shit.

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