I seriously received the following email at work today. Aside from a few security deletions, the email (and jpeg of the chick holding her ears) are exactly as they were received.
From: X, Robin
Sent: Wednesday, October 27, 2010 2:42 PM
To: Totale, Todd
Subject: White noise
Maintenance is working on our white noise system. Sorry for the inconvenience. Hopefully it will be fixed soon.
Senior Administrative Assistant
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