Thursday, October 30, 2008

Dress Code And Sphincter Relaxation

TO: All Cedar Rapids Employees

FROM: Human Resources Council

RE: Halloween Dress Code Relaxation

DATE: October 9, 2008

The dress code and your sphincter will be relaxed for all employees on Halloween, Friday, October 31st so that anybody may wear Halloween costumes. Otherwise employees will continue to dress in a manner consistent with policy found in the Employee Handbook. Since Halloween falls on a Friday, this is a “Jeans Day.”

In choosing your Halloween costumes please remember company policies and practices regarding non-offensive attire. Please refrain from wearing anything containing a political message, a message of social commentary or any other similar kind of message. We want this to be an enjoyable time of the year for everybody. Please remember that regardless of the day on the calendar we are in the financial services industry and even in a relaxed, holiday environment rules of taste and decency should be observed.

1 comment:

Churlita said...

It sounds like the old politically correct Halloween costume rules the Iowa City Community school district used to have, that made it on the David Letterman show it was so ridiculous. They couldn't dress like devils or witches. Was that because it would be offensive to Wiccans and satan worshippers?