Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Bebe Buell Seems Promiscuous

At some point in her life, the following men’s penises have been inside her.

  • Todd Rundgren

  • Iggy Pop

  • David Bowie

  • Mick Jagger

  • Jimmy Page

  • Steven Tyler

  • Rod Stewart

  • Elvis Costello

  • Stiv Bators

  • Jack Nicholson

  • John Taylor

  • Coyote Shivers

Fun Fact! She’s now married to Das Damen’s guitarist Jim Wallerstein. Did I stutter? Das Fucking Damen! That psycedelic rock band that recorded for Twin/Tone and SST in the 80’s!.Point is, there’s a big step between nearly everyone on that list who didn’t play in Duran Duran or have the first name of a member of the canine family. Now, as she approaches 60, she’s down to the dude from Das Damen and making a statement by snagging a younger dude
If it were me, I’d totally be intimidated by the fact that the lust for life in Iggy Pop’s once resided in Buell’s vagina. Not only would the dude who helped create Fun House been a member of Bebe’s vagjayjay club, he probably would have left the place a mess.

18 comments:

Kiko Jones said...

I shudder to think how your female readers will react to this post, but...yeah, I see where you're coming from.

Tanja said...

Don't know if I'd admit to Stiv Bators if I were her. No worries, as female, it doesn't bother me in the least. She is well known for her preference for sleeping with "rock stars. Skanky is the word that comes to mind.

Kiko Jones said...

See, whenever I come across stories about well-known groupies from back in the day, the first thing that pops into my head is "I'm glad that's not my mom." How embarrassing would that be?

Sorry, Liv.

Anonymous said...

You are all kinda stupid- that is her list of men? Pretty cool if you ask me but lets face it, it was a LONG time ago.
It seems that Liv loves her to pieces and comes to all of her shows.
Check out this site- I googled her after reading this and it seems that most of you are very behind the times.
bebebuell.org has all these links and stuff and it appears that list is it.
Ask yourself this- can you name all the guys or gals you've been with on two hands?
She can it appears and they are all pretty frigging cool.
When you are young you're supposed to have fun and date. She did. She was also a top model. Makes sense.

Anonymous said...

Here is the link about Bebe Buell's new album I was trying to find. Looks like she is dong pretty great.
I'm not a chick but I find this kind of attitude about women to be stupid.
Bebe Buell is an icon and her list or whatever you want to call it, is pretty awesome. She has been married to this Jim cat for like ten years or something.
Who cares if he isn't Iggy Pop?
Most of the models and singers date rockers. Bebe was a free wild child but she grew up.
Cool.
Did you know I would not have even bothered to download her new album Sugar if I had not read this? So if you think you are being a judgmental tool, you ended up making me want to support her. Her record is really good too.
Awesome.
Read this
www.aquarian.com/2009/11/19/bebe-buell-sugar/
I'm sticking up for her and her good taste in BFs.

Anonymous said...

One last question- who is that last name on your list? I've never heard of him.
I have heard of Das Damen though. I even saw them open for Nirvana back in the early early 90's- that is a band name I remember.
But I have never heard of Cyote Shivrs.
Stiv Bators was a bad ass. I think its cool she dated him.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! This is such a scam- Bebe Buell seems promiscuous? What about the chicks on the scene nowadays? They are all huge superstar actresses and models. I'm sure someone like Pamela Anderson Lee is more current. The list you made for Bebe Buell are largely people she dated in the 1970's, lol.

Give her a break. She makes incredible music- her albums are worthy of some respect and attention. If you are going to give it to women like Lydia Lunch or Marianne Faithfull- two chicks with rock chick images and who have dated rock stars- Bebe certainly should get some props too.

Bebe Buell's new album "Sugar" is one of the best albums of the year in my opinion.

Anonymous said...

This is stupid. What an awful article. Buell's new album is the best album that this slut has done in quite a long time.
Fuck you,
Brian

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Amen bro! The album is shockingly great. Slut, not a slut- whatever. Her music is something to cheer about.

Anonymous said...

Coyote Shivers Born 09-24-1965. His most recent job was denied when he applied to be on the cowboys4angels website as a male escort and was denied for not passing the STD test including the HIV test.

He goes by

Paul Edwards
Frank Keber
Francis Shivers
Coyote Shivers

His recent arrest is: Booking Number 2069710 Arrest Date 09-23-09 Crime Felony Stalking

His mother had to recently bail him out of jail for criminal stalking because at 44 he is completely washed up and broke and could not afford his own bond:

Ann Edwards who lives in Canada
annedwards16@sympatico.ca

Please call the Los Angeles Hate Crime Department 213-996-1370 for more info ask for Detective  Virmantoes

Read stories about his rape and stalking in the past against Angela Garber, Pauley Perrette, Bebe Buell

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,216205,00.html

This is his most recent stalking hate crime against a female named Jamie Broyles case number BQ027571

http://www.rosespeaks.com/2009/10/04/pauley-perrette%E2%80%99s-or-to-many-of-us-who-are-fans-abby-sciuto-on-ncis-ex-husband-coyote-shivers-in-trouble-thoughts-by-john-j-nazarian/

Cowboys4Angels.com is very sorry for not being able to hire Coyote Shivers due to his criminal background Check and for falling his STD check and for his Bi-Sexual lifestyle.  We maintain a strict background check for all that apply. 

Todd Totale said...

Wow. At first it was just being stupid. Now, it's progressed into something uncomfortable.
This will teach me not to post random shit.

Anonymous said...

I think Bebe Buell should stop reviewing herself on the internet. It's pathetic. Just deal with what people really think of you, Buell.
You are only known for spreading legs to anyone who's famous.

Anonymous said...

Hi Todd,
This is what happens on the Internet anytime someone says something that Buell doesn't think looks good on her - like the truth about her being promiscuous. She makes up all these different personalities and starts talking about how great she is as soon as she finds something that doesn't support the pathetic illusion of being a musician. You should indeed check out her album, cause it sucks REAL BAD.

Anonymous said...

"This is what happens on the Internet anytime someone says something that Buell doesn't think looks..."


No, this is what happens when some faceless male posts some puerile and completely unoriginal insult against a popular soft target. Buell slept with 13 men, how shocking. Her husband isn't famous, how disappointing. She's sixty, THAT certainly isn't supposed to happen! How old are you, Todd, that you can't understand what a limp non-statement you've made? You've just proudly proclaimed yourself the middle of a long line of faceless pop-culture addicts too cowardly to insult some anonymous woman to her face for the sin of having sex and aging.

Anonymous said...

I remember this woman,Bebe well.She was an unpaid whore to many rock stars in the 70's.It's so pathetic she thought she one-sidedly fell in love with famous men,except for Todd Rungdren.But I think she was certainly more beautiful than other groupies.

Anonymous said...

Many fans of Led Zeppelin or Jimmy Page think of her an only one of many groupies of Zeppelin like Pamela Des Barres.
It is written on some books of LZ.

Franklin said...

Amen to that! Several of those responses above are definitely posts by Bebe and Jimmy.
Her voice is terrible, and the music is lame. I can't believe she has the gall to refer to herself as "The Mother of Rock & Roll." She's the mother of Liv, and they've had major ups and downs. Bebe depends on Liv for $$$.

Anonymous said...

Lol she’s a slut and a whore. She’s proud of it. Why do you care?