Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Jello Biafra Throbblehead

Let’s get one thing straight, I don’t actually own any bobbleheads.

But I do like lookin at ‘em and I think if you’re single and need to piss your money away because you don’t have a girl or a dog, bobbleheads are the perfect investment.

Then when you do get a girl, you’ll have to explain to her who G.G. Allin is.

The market seems to be flooded with these little critters, and below is the latest: Jello Biafra.

Now I have mixed emotions about this one.

First off, the commercial is completely cheap. And I question if Jello even knows this is taking place.

If he does, does he get a cut of the action? Seems somewhat hypocritical that he’s against reissuing Dead Kennedy’s records but he’s ok with his likeness being on a bobblehead.

Just sayin’…

Here’s what the manufacturers have to say:

"Jello Biafra, the original political punk and former ringmaster of Dead Kennedys, is now a throbblehead.

This figure capturing his look from the 80s is limited to 1000 numbered units, stands at 7 inches tall, and is made of super strong polyresin.

Jello is accurately sculpted right down to the piercing glare, star belt buckle and Alternative Tentacles tee.

The figures cost $19.95, and orders will ship the first week of December.

Check out the commercial below featuring Jello's "Occupy" rant..."


Tanja said...

I think it's funny that they say it's based on Jello in the 1980s. Don't know if you've seen him lately, but he does look like he's 54. I don't think I'd want one if they did his 2011 look. Come to think of it, I don't think I'd want anything from a company that makes anything to do with G.G. Allin

Anonymous said...

Well, Jello would love to reissue those DK records but he can't... the judge said so in court.

Aggronautix said...

Thanks for your comments... We sincerely appreciate all feedback. We're a small operation so a big budget commercial wasn't possible. Let us know who you'd like to see next and check us out on FB, Twitter, etc.