Let’s get one thing straight, I don’t actually own any bobbleheads.
But I do like lookin at ‘em and I think if you’re single and need to piss your money away because you don’t have a girl or a dog, bobbleheads are the perfect investment.
Then when you do get a girl, you’ll have to explain to her who G.G. Allin is.
The market seems to be flooded with these little critters, and below is the latest: Jello Biafra.
Now I have mixed emotions about this one.
First off, the commercial is completely cheap. And I question if Jello even knows this is taking place.
If he does, does he get a cut of the action? Seems somewhat hypocritical that he’s against reissuing Dead Kennedy’s records but he’s ok with his likeness being on a bobblehead.
Here’s what the manufacturers have to say:
"Jello Biafra, the original political punk and former ringmaster of Dead Kennedys, is now a throbblehead.
This figure capturing his look from the 80s is limited to 1000 numbered units, stands at 7 inches tall, and is made of super strong polyresin.
Jello is accurately sculpted right down to the piercing glare, star belt buckle and Alternative Tentacles tee.
The figures cost $19.95, and orders will ship the first week of December.
Check out the commercial below featuring Jello's "Occupy" rant..."