Showing posts with label Baker's Dozen. Show all posts
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Friday, February 7, 2014

The Baker's Dozen Best Recorded Mistakes In Rock History

Now that practically everyone can piece together a digital workstation that enables musician to have unlimited tracks and unlimited editing capabilities, you'd think that recorded music would be completely devoid of any noticeable mistakes, either performance wise or from the actual recording itself.

But what about the idea that there's nothing wrong with a warts-and-all document? Have we completely moved to a point in our recorded history where everything must be perfect? Do we auto-tune those vocals that are a tad sharp in one spot? Do we punch in a better drum pattern when the drummer speeds up during the second chorus? Do we wipe away the scratchy guitar cable in the middle of a solo and replace it with a better take?

While there is still a group of musicians who relish the idea of documenting a performance rather than record one, the notion that we can "fix it in the mix" has become more of the norm than simply leaving well enough alone. There are lots of recorded examples of bands, producers and engineers who just decided "Fuck it" and left their noticeable mistakes on the final mix for us to hear, catch and wonder "Why didn't they fix that?"

The short answer has got to be "money," as a lot of these selections were probably recorded under tight deadlines and financial restrictions that prevented the band or artist to stop and give it another shot.

Another plausable reason is that some of the engineers might have thought that 99% of the listeners wouldn't even catch the mistakes, creating a climate where it wasn't even worth addressing since only the obsessive would catch it. To prove this point, consider how many of the following titles you've hear multiple times from the list below only to be surprised that there's a mistake at all.

And then there's my favorite reason of all: the artist just doesn't care. They wear the mistake like a badge of integrity, reminding us that rock and roll is a product of passion more than technical prowess. By its very definition, rock music should not get so bloated that a proficient performer gets top billing over a novice who's bottled magic within their three chords and naughty rhythms.

Rock music does a pretty good job of reminding us about this about every decade or so, but here are 13 of the best examples of when mistakes were left on the final takes and inspirations on letting the tape roll on and allowing listeners to hear that rock and roll isn't supposed to be perfect all the time.

1.) The Kingsmen – “Louie Louie”

“Louie Louie” by The Kingsmen is arguably the greatest rock and roll song in the history of the genre because it represents the art form to perfection. The story begins when a group of teenagers from Portland, Oregon notice their peers getting up to dance to Rockin’ Robin Roberts’ version of the song every time the song plays on the jukebox. They decide that they need to cover the tune, with the hopes that they can elicit a similar reaction from their audience. They rehearse the song for a whopping hour-and-a-half, entirely by ear, rushing the tempo without even realizing it. The next day, the five members pool together $36 for an hour-long session at a local recording studio. The studio only had three microphones, with the third one serving as merely an open mic, rigged from the ceiling. Jack Ely, vocalist for The Kingsmen, had to yell above the din just to be heard. On the first take, Ely came in on the third verse a bit too early. “No problem,” he thought, “this is just a run-through. We’ll do another take.” But no another take was ever committed to tape, and to The Kingsmen’s chagrin, the first and only take of “Louie Louie,” a song they had just learned how to play, was used as their debut record. Because of the primitive recording technique, and because Ely had a mouth full of braces, the lyrics were widely interpreted to be offensive. “I smell the rose in her hair” suddenly became “I shot my load in her hair” among other ridiculous examples of mondegreen. Ultimately, The Kingsmen’s version of “Louie Louie” – warts and all-shot up to #2 on the charts, surpassing any other version of the song. Ely’s mushmouth delivery and pre-mature third verse, made no difference, and may have even added to the song’s raw glory, further spurring the dreams of garage bands across the country that anything is possible, even on the first take.



2.) Syd Barrett – “She Took A Long Cold Look” > “Feel” > “If It’s In You”

Recorded on the last day of a marathon session (for Syd) in a make-or-break effort to fill out an album’s worth of material for Barrett’s debut solo album after being kicked out of Pink Floyd. This trios of songs were placed towards the end of the record in an almost audio-verite document of the artists declining mental health. The songs feature Syd with only an acoustic guitar, the songs barely rehearsed and obviously still in progress. It’s high drama some forty years after they were recorded, and it must have been even more shocking when it was first released. You can hear Barrett fumble with a notebook as he reads the lyrics for “Long Cold Look,” one hand still strumming the guitar while the other turns the page. At the end, he knows that it won’t be enough for his two hard-nosed producers, David Gilmore and Roger Waters, hired with the sole intention of getting something, anything, out of this crumbling genius to widen The Madcap Laughs running time. “’Bout short” he sighs, knowing that he still needs to provide more material. He struggles through one take of “Feel,” trying to find the chords and, perhaps finding meaning in the words “Away/Far too empty/Oh so alone/I want to go home/Oh find me inside a nocturne.” By the time he tackles “If It’s In You,” he’s had it. He struggles with the high note before telling the control room “I’ll start it again…I’ll start it again.” There are moments of banter between Syd and the control room before he pleads for them to just let him get through the song. It’s a challenge. He rushes it, hitting a verse too early before giving up entirely, reducing the words to gibberish (“Yummy yam yum yum”). As the song reaches its tense ending, you can hear Barrett mutter something, perhaps his plans for escape and a life of seclusion.



3.) The Beatles – “I’m Looking Through You” (US Version)

Capitol Records, the label most associated with The Beatles’ early U.S. releases, would notoriously cherry pick through the bands recordings, add a bunch of reverb to them and then repackage them to unsuspecting American fans. As stupid as this strategy sounds, these treated masters were what most of the band’s fans ever knew, until their catalog was corrected and unified in 1987, when all of the titles were released on compact disc. Then a strange thing happened. A lot of people (including myself, who grew up listening to and who practically learned how to talk to such titles as Meet The Beatles, Yesterday…And Today! and Beatles VI) missed those blasphemous mixes. Since Capitol Records is in the business of selling the same shit to you over and over again, they re-introduced some of the Beatles Capitol albums and mixes in two box sets (still waiting on Volume 3, fellas). Within minutes, Beatles fanatics knew that something was afoul with the mix for the American version of Rubber Soul. Not only did the record have a different track listing and sequence, it also featured a brief flub by George Harrison at the beginning of “I’m Looking Through You.” For some reason, the mistake only appeared on the American version of that album, and fans who spend their every waking moment noticing things like that suddenly wondered why the mistake was nowhere to be found on the mono mix of the song. You read right, the error was only noticed on the mono version of the song (The Capitol Albums, Volume 2 featured both stereo and mono mixes). It was discovered then that Capitol had inadvertently included a “fold-down” mono version of the record instead of the true mono mix. These created a shit storm among Beatlemaniacs who demanded an explanation as well as a new copy of the mono mix. Harrison’s flub is, literally, a few seconds, but to Beatle fans, it was the principle. Of course, Capitol Records offered a full swap if you sent the offending disc back to their pressing plant in Jacksonville, Illinois-something that I took advantage of. Between you and me: I wouldn’t have even noticed the difference until someone else had a conniption. The irony of all of this is that Capitol Records created another rarity with this error of an error, and I’ll bet you $100 there are plenty of Beatles fans out there with both copies in their collection, probably even sealed.



4.) The Rolling Stones – “Gimme Shelter”

If I’m going to put the Beatles on this list of mistakes, I’ve got to make room for their Satanic counterparts, The Rolling Stones. This one was easy, and is probably a song that everyone reading this has heard a million times without even noticing the mistake. And the reason why you don’t even notice the mistake is because the mistake is so fucking awesome. If you’ll recall, the Rolling Stones were just the second album into their unbelievable run of records. The year was 1969, and Let It Bleed perfectly mirrored the horrific events of the day. With the Vietnam War in full swing and America’s penchant for assassinating anyone that seemed to be trying to change the course of things, it was perfectly understandable that our world seemed destined for annihilation. Stones vocalist Mick Jagger penned the appropriately titled “Gimme Shelter” for the record and knew he needed to have a duet partner with extra-ordinary abilities to help him with the track. At first, the Stones wanted to have vocalist Bonnie Bramlett sing it, but she was ill and not able to perform. Legendary soul and gospel singer Merry Clayton was solicited next and she arrived at the studio with not only an impressive resume, but also with an unborn baby inside of her. The tape rolls and the two go at it, building with the song’s tension until Merry’s voice breaks during the second refrain of “It’s just a shot away.” Immediately after this line, she pushes further, until her voice completely gives out during the third and final refrain of “Rape! Murder!” The emotional delivery causes Mick to yell “Wooo!” which is audible in the final mix of Let It Bleed. The mistake and Jagger’s reaction to it was left on the track because it transformed “Gimme Shelter” into one of the greatest songs in rock history, but the cost of the performance had an awful price: Merry had a miscarriage of her unborn child after she returned home from the recording session. Here's an unbelievable isolated track of the the vocals:


5.) Motorhead – “We Are The Road Crew”

Part of what makes Motorhead so awesome is their fuck all attitude, and that attitude is in full display on “We Are The Road Crew,” the band’s three minute ode to their roadies. Like practically everything else the band did, the song is a breakneck juggernaut, more than likely fueled by copious amounts of speed and an unrelenting sense of economy. For example, the song features not one, but two blistering guitar solos by “Fast” Eddie Clarke, with the second one featuring him going apeshit on his wah-wah pedal. At about the 2:22 mark, Clarke loses his balance in the studio and falls to the floor, causing his guitar to feedback uncontrollably. The tape continues to roll, and Eddie takes about 10 seconds to get back on his feet, the guitar continuing to squeal the entire time. Fully stabilized and completely unfazed by the incident, he then continues to solo through the song’s remaining half-minute fade out. The fall remained on the final mix of the track for their classic Ace Of Spades release, and its attitude is what makes the record as vital today as it was when Eddie first took the plunge onto the studio floor.



6.) Steely Dan – “Aja”

Steely Dan constants Donald Fagen and Walter Becker are notorious perfectionists and, as far as albums are concerned, their 1977 release Aja is about as perfect of a recording as you’ll ever hear. Hell, for the song “Peg,” the two nitpickers made guitarist Jay Graydon perform take after take of solos until they found one to be satisfactory. All of this perfection came before the idea of Pro Tools was even created, so that meant that either 1.) you had to redo a live performance until you got the performance right or 2.) you had a swift producer who was able to “punch in” certain performances into a complete take, a strategy that really only works for easy issues with vocals or, occasionally, instruments. But what if you’re in the middle of a complex, eight-minute long title track with tons of Mingus-style chord progressions, and even a few complex tempo changes thrown in for good measure, when your drummer suddenly fucks up in the middle of a drum solo? If your drummer is legendary jazz percussionist Steve Gadd, and the offending mistake is a very audible click of his sticks, you play it off legit! For nearly twenty years, jazz scholars praised the offending “click” as an intentional and brilliant break, before Gadd admitted in an interview once that he fucked up. Fagen and Becker may be perfectionists, but they are far from stupid. Gadd simply crushes the rest of the song, and since the offending mating of his drum sticks is miraculously in time and in the middle of an incredible solo, let wisely left it on the final take.


7.) Dusty Springfield – “Son Of A Preacher Man”

Dusty Springfield was both a perfectionist and very insecure about her abilities. When she arrived in Memphis, Tennessee in November of 1968, she met with legendary producers Jerry Wexler, Arif Mardin and Tom Down to record an album that was designed to match Dusty with the same creative team in which her own idol, Aretha Franklin, had found success with. They even presented her with “Son Of A Preacher Man,” a song that The Queen of Soul had originally rejected, but they felt it still had potential. Dusty fell in love with the track, but she struggled with her vocal takes, citing that she felt uneasy about not being able to match the same level of talent of the artists that graced the studio before her. Perhaps she should have listened a little more closely to Memphis Cats’ bassist Tommy Cogbill, who is far from perfect in his low end delivery. At around the 1:25 mark, Cogbill returns to an A note a bit early, but it’s so brief (and his performance is so smooth and sultry throughout the rest of the song) that the mistake stayed on, and “Son Of A Preacher Man” reached the top 10 in the States. As far as Dusty was concerned, she ended up scrapping all of her vocal takes in Memphis and recorded her parts in New York City. The irony of this story is that when Aretha heard Dusty’s version of the same song she passed on, she went and recorded it for her This Girl’s In Love With You album. When Dusty caught wind of Aretha’s version, she demurred to the Queen of Soul and began adopting her phrasing whenever she performed it live. And speaking of bassists and Dusty Springfield: while recording in New York City, Dusty stopped by Atlantic Records’ headquarters and told the top brass that they should sign her old bassist’s new band. That bassist’s name was John Paul Jones.



8.) Led Zeppelin – “Immigrant Song”

So how do you make skinny little, open-shirted Robert Plant sound like a conquering Viking? You put a bunch of echo behind his voice as he yells “Ahhhhahhhhhhhaaaaa!” The trouble is, studio equipment-like echo machines-were very primitive back in 1970, and if you’re Jimmy Pages, putting together tracks for your band’s latest record while touring, you tend to forget things like, oh, I dunno, like TURNING DOWN THE POT TO THE ECHO UNIT AS YOU BEGIN ROLLING TAPE! Hammer of the Gods, my ass! The echo unit starts to pick up the ambience of the tape hiss, it reproduces the hiss, making it grow louder and louder with each passing cycle until you’ve got a bunch of it inadvertently counting off the first track of your third record. But like the waves crashing against those massive Viking vessels, the mistake worked and was left on.



9.) David Bowie – “The Jean Genie”

While vocal mistakes are much more noticeable, have pity on the lowly bass player who not only seems to be a recurring offender in this Baker’s Dozen list, but probably gets a ton of grief for stuff that nobody notices, except maybe other band members. Trevor Bolder was the bassist for David Bowie’s band during the Hunky Dory/Ziggy Stardust years, so his place in rock music is secure. Bolder just passed away in May of this year (2013), but you might say that he first died forty years when his boss caught him fucking up a bass part and chastised him on record, leaving a permanent reminder of his error. “The Jean Genie” was Bowie attempting to channel New York City, while guitarist Mick Ronson was obviously trying to channel Bo Diddley. Meanwhile, poor Trevor was just trying to channel a basic 4/4 time structure, hitting the notes designated for the chorus a measure too early and causing his boss to exclaim “Get back on it!” Life after Bowie for Bolder consisted of following fellow bassist John Wetton, stepping into his role for both Uriah Heep and Wishbone Ash when Wetton departed. Of course, for me at least, fucking up “The Jean Genie” still ranks higher than any one of Bolder’s later projects.



10.) Mamas & the Papas – “I Saw Her Again”

Written by John Phillips the morning after a blackout night, one in which he woke up naked in bed next to daughter Mackenzie Phillips (too soon?), “I Saw Her Again” was another one of those harmonic, sunshine pop songs that the Mamas & the Papas were notorious for. The origin of the song is actually just as drama-filled as my lame attempt at humor: Papa Denny Doherty co-wrote the song with Phillips after having a brief affair with John’s wife, Michelle. The result of the affair led to Michelle getting temporarily fired from the band while giving the quartet another Top 5 hit in the summer of 1966. At the start of the third verse, you can hear Doherty come in a measure early with “I saw her…” before stopping and then picking up again at the proper point. You’d think that someone would have the sense to simply erase the offending mistake, but it actually was created during the mixing process. Bones Howe, the engineer of “I Saw Her Again” attempted to punch in the vocals for the final verse (so much for thinking everything recorded in the 60’s was live), but did so a tad early. He quickly rewound the tape and lined up the verse perfectly. Trouble was, he forgot to erase his mistake, so when producer Lou Adler heard the mix he also heard Howe’s error. Surprisingly, he thought it was cool and told Howe to leave it. From that point out, they acted like the mistake was intentional but even Paul McCartney wasn’t fooled. “That has to be a mistake.” he told the group. “Nobody’s that clever.”


11.) T-Rex – “Get It On”

Producer Tony Visconti is known as a man with impeccable precision and the pallet of a classical arranger. But put a couple of pretty boys in front of him and add a few joints to the control room and watch him let those rock and rollers walk all over his perfection. For Marc Bolan’s only U.S. Top 40 hit, “Get It On”, Visconti let Bolan add Yes keyboardist Rick Wakeman to the final mix by adding only a piano glissando to the tune. Then, he let Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan from the Turtles-known to you and I as “Flo and Eddie”- join as background vocalist. At around 3:20, one of the two tried to add another “Get it on” before the guitar breakdown, realizing at the word “on” that they had overstepped the break. A quick laugh, and all is forgotten as Bolan probably told Visconti to leave the mistake in the final mix. Meanwhile, I’m still thinkin’ that Chuck Berry wouldn’t have allowed it.



12.) Rod Stewart – “Every Picture Tells A Story”

I swear to god, one of the first comments I saw on You Tube while listening to this song was this: “This dumbass son of a bitch sold his soul around 1976, but GODDAMN this tune is unreal.” The sins of Rod Stewart are enormous, but the vitriol like that commenter accurately points out is deserved when you hear how awesome Stewart was before he squandered his talents for commercial tripe. “Every Picture Tells A Story” is one of the best examples of how good Stewart could be, even when he screws up the timing. Not that it matters much as the song is a musical mess. It’s sloppy, drummer Micky Waller doesn’t always keep perfect time, and everything sounds like it was recorded on the first take. In other words, it’s perfect. But what makes “Every Picture Tells A Story” a work of art is Rod Stewart and Maggie Bell singing off each other. There’s no rhythmic meter in their delivery, but they seem to be singing in unison. Except for when Rod rushes the line “Look how wrong you can be.” You can hear him start the verse, but stop as soon as he realizes that Maggie isn’t alongside with him. If only Rod would have headed those words, he may have saved us from such later garbage like “Young Turks.”



13.) The Byrds – “I’ll Feel A Whole Lot Better”

One of Gene Clark’s standouts, “I’ll Feel A Whole Lot Better” originally found its home as the flip to “All I Really Want To Do,” but because it’s so awesome, enough dj’s played Clark’s side to have it reach #103 on the charts. During the last verse, bassist Chris Hillman flubbed the bass line during the “I’m not gonna play your games anymore” part. This has caused me to wince every time I hear this beautiful song, because everything else in its 2:35 wake is perfect. This mistake has bugged me for so long that it became the entire reason for this list. And while other mistakes are far more noteworthy, Hillman’s flat note continues to be the one that bothers me the most.


Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The Baker's Dozen 2013

Well that year sucked.

And by "sucked" I mean from a perfectly personal perspective, not musically. 2013 qualified as the year in which shit broke down and there was too little in the coffers to pay for it.

So, like most American families are want to do, you scramble. You do without. You provide subtle hints for assistance from family. You put it on your credit card. You yell at each other for not having enough.

But what a better opportunity to escape with music! And what an even better opportunity for record companies to charge $25 for an album when you're broke, typically one that you can usually find used on Dynagroove vinyl at a cheaper price. And even those bargains are is getting harder to come by, as evidenced by the $20 copies of Beggar's Banquet that I've been scouting on Ebay, because I have to have an original London copy of the thing just like I did when I was a wee lad.

If you stop succumbing to the oldies bag and the infinite reissue money grab, you can find some pretty good deals on cd (ha!) and some even better deals on the free-for-the-taking internets. Some of them are even worthy of shelling out for (ha! ha!), which I suppose is what the Baker's Dozen list below is supposed to suggest.

These are my favorites. They're broken down subjectively, with the most challenging, engaging and important pieces of work from the past year at the top of the list. A great deal of the title's influence are derived from how much pleasure I got from the record, but with that being said, if I simply made the list with that criteria then Ghost's second album would probably be towards the top. And that's a record that I wasn't nice with and, quite frankly, isn't really worthy of being one of the year's best.

So I put it at number 26.

Disagree? Feel free to dick around with the the impossible "prove you're not spam" filters of the site's comment section and post your own titles or argue with the list that I've made. At the end of the day, you're wrong and I'm right. Start you're own blog, if you're so inclined, because this one is getting old and in the way. And the irony that the stats keep going up while my interest continues to decline isn't lost on me as we 1.) approach the 10th year of this stupid thing named after a Fall song after the first one named after and 2). Negativland song was scrapped because a certain ex-wife didn't like some personal things I posted.

It's true! Look it up if you've got a week to kill and are into a pointless explanation of the origins of a project that essentially started from an idea that my therapist at the time suggested. That is, if I didn't already delete the "offending" posts that made up the bulk of this blog's early posts. Now I just post emails that Sub Pop sends me and they end up becoming the most popular titles that month.

Actually, that's not entirely true. For some reason, any time I post something about the Scorpions, the traffic counts light up. And Elton John. And Pretty much anything metal related. And some dumbass post about that shitty kid punk band Old School I did several years ago that, evidently, rubbed more people the wrong way than did a retelling of the death of Brett Mydland, the Dead's shitty keyboardist that overdosed some twenty years ago. This is coming from a guy that views the Dead's Spring of '90's gigs to be some of the best, an era that found Mydland endlessly twinkling his dated synth (even by 1990 standards, it was shit).

But I digress.

Yes, these Baker's Dozen posts bring in traffic too; they rank as some of the most popular items found on Glam Racket, even though I hate doing them (they take up a bunch of time to create, particularly if you factor in the long-winded introductions like you're slogging through right now) and even though the most viewed one is the bullshit "Baker's Dozen Artists With Jacked Up Teeth," a list that I literally pulled out of my ass one night.

Go figure.

And go enjoy, I guess.

1.)  VAMPIRE WEEKEND - Modern Vampires Of The City
A modern classic. A record that plays like it was designed to compete with titles like Sgt. Pepper's while remaining firmly entrenched in music's modern realm. Like any great record, the themes within Modern Vampires are big, while the band's arrangements are stunningly pronounced and well thought out. This is a pop record that plays with big, major chord idealism and lyrics that transcend age, time and genres. I had to walk away from Modern Vampires after hearing side one for the first time because 1.) it is such a great piece of work that I needed to catch my breath and 2.) it was created by a group of young men that I previously despised. Not any more.



2.)  NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS - Push The Sky Away
Be careful. because the first time you hear Cave's latest effort (number 15 with the Bad Seeds) you'll take its minimalist approach for granted and miss nearly everything that makes it so remarkable. A second listen and all of those performances suddenly begin to stop you dead in your tracks when you realize how perfect they are. And Cave is perfect as well in this setting, with his lyrical chops in rare form, citing pop culture luminaries like Miley Cyrus (pre-twerk, it's as if Cave had a premonition) our love of Wikipedia (can't live without it) while still being able to conjure up lasting memories with characters and prose that is as beautiful as anything you'll hear (or read) all year.



3.)  DAVID BOWIE - The Next Day
After celebrating his 66th birthday and being a recluse for practically the past 10 years, the last thing that anything expected from Bowie in 2013 was an album that rubbed shoulders with records he's made decades ago and with artists over half his age that have the attention of the younger population. There are so many discoveries to be found on this late-career high point, like how the chord progressions of the chorus to "You Feel So Lonely You Could Die" are D-E-A-D and how the song sounds like a bitter "fuck you" to ex-wife Angie. And that's just one track in a record filled with songs worthy of continue examination, just like the old days-and hopefully, the next ones.



4.)  KURT VILE - Wakin On A Pretty Daze
"I think I'm ready to claim what's mine" Vile declares on "KV Crimes," one of the tracks from Philadelphia's favorite stoner-and it sounds like it. It's taken Vile four albums before this one to hint at challenging J. Mascis' title of slacker guitar god and, while he certainly hasn't overtaken J., Wakin On A Pretty Daze is at least on the same playing field and may be 2013's most honest-to-goodness rock record. It's filled with the kind of long-winded guitar jams that Vile is known for, while the noodling itself just happens to be around some of Vile's most enjoyable slacker exploration to date.



5.)  TY SEGALL - Sleeper
If there is a silver lining to tragedy it's when someone is able to turn the emotional weight into a weighty piece of art, while is exactly what Ty Segall has done with his (guessing here) 8th record. Sleeper sounds like it's a record that's mainly intended as Segall's own therapeutic release, while becoming a universally ratable effort. Nothing is really cloaked in too much personal drama, even when the subject matter is clearly stemming from personal events. Sleeper is mainly an acoustic affair with hints of early Tyrannosaurus Rex if Bolan was fixated on Americana and the impact that cancer has on nearly every family you know. While most of us unfortunately are forced to deal with the disease's impact in much more sad and mundane ways, Segall has transformed it into one of the year's most notable entries.



6.)  TEGAN & SARA - Heartthrob
There's a reason why T+S's 7th release kept getting played around my house in 2013: it's because my 6-year old daughter kept requesting it. And while she's a fan of female pop stars (she's also the reason why Taylor Swift and Katy Perry have found a home in my Ipod), her persistence with the Quin sister's most blatantly commercial offering has also made it clear to me that is a damn-near perfect pop record filled with heavy topics that are heads, tails and hearts above anything that Swift or Perry can muster up, with or without outside help. The "outside help" with Heartthrob is the sugar coating that this album is packaged in, but inside is an album of substance that is very much the same Tegan & Sara of old. In other words, it's just as awesome and kid friendly.



7.) ROGUE WAVE - Nightingale Floors
Admittedly, it's been years since I've thought about Rogue Wave, and some of the blame is on the band themselves. But in an unlikely turn of events, I was actually actually listening to the old public radio station I used to work at and they were actually playing music, I was transfixed by a song with a depressive melody to the point where I actually waited for the announcer to identify the artist. Back in my day, this constituted the "Say It When You Play It" campaign where record companies would plaster the sticker on promotional titles for radio. Thankfully, KUNI-FM's Mark Simmet "said it" and the next day I picked up this reminder of how good Rogue Wave was again. Like Sleeper found earlier in this Baker's Dozen list, Nightingale Floors has roots in tragedy (death of a father) and, like Sleeper, it is the heavy emotional content that gives Rogue Wave's latest such resonance. It's somewhat of a return of the Rogue Wave of old (gradual builds to majestic choruses) while showing the band is clearly capable of forging new sonic moments in the process of moving forward.



8.)  KVELERTAK - Meir
Breaking no new ground, Norway's Kvelertak don't need to. They've got the AC/DC mojo down pat and it's mixed appropriate helpings of punk and black metal. It is a testosterone declaration, but in a way that even my hair-metal lovin' wife admitted its rump-shaking prowess. All of this is packaged in a language that you don't understand-and don't care, either. Because it's packaged in the universal language of rock and fucking roll, a land where such titles like "Bruane Brenn" and "Evig Vandrar" are closely examined to see if they're clues to other, real words like the Jumble games in your local newspaper. And because this is the universal language of rock and fucking roll, they have a song title that's also their band name, just like Black Sabbath taught 'em.



9.)  KELLEY STOLTZ - Double Exposure
Earlier this year, I sought out and obtained Television's guitarist Richard Lloyd's solo album Alchemy and was underwhelmed, aside from a few tracks. Later, I stumbled upon Kelly Stoltz's latest, Double Exposure, which almost served as a much better doppelganger with better vocals and memorable hooks. This is Stoltz's 7th record (from what I've been told) but a first for me, and a significant record to start with (from personal experience). He peppers the hooks with record collector lines that will make any music geek smile, while reminding them of familiar tones that they'll obsess over until they end up putting Stoltz's "Are You My Love" right after Lloyd's "Alchemy" before declaring "Eureka!" - even when it was entirely by accident.



10.)  SAVAGES - Silence Yourself
Probably the biggest "No Brainer" of the list since Savages clearly find inspiration in a handful of England's post punk offerings like Siouxie and the Banshees and Gang of Four, so, "recommended if you like," for sure. But there's clearly more going on than nostalgic remembrance here, as Savages seem extremely confident with this, their debut. Vocalist Jehnny Beth doesn't seem to give a shit that her own wail mirrors Siouxie Sue's because she has bassist Ayse Hassan to fall back on, who seems to have studied at the Dave Allen school of bass balls. Never mind how Beth's prose is confrontational enough that all of this old-home week fixation can't hide how the band sounds positively novel in their craft. It's an ass-kicker, for sure, and if Savages aren't able to recreate Silence Yourself's out-of-the-gate power ever again, it's good enough to be referred to again in the years to come.



11.)  SUB ROSA - More Constant Than The Gods
Imagine how hard it's got to be, being a doom metal band from Salt Lake City, Utah. Now imagine how hard it must be, being a doom metal band from Salt Lake City, Utah that's fronted by a woman. Sub Rosa destroy any preconceived notion you may have concerning any of those facts, and they do it with speaker destroying low ends that eat up huge portions of their 10-minute-plus epics. There's only 6 tracks to be found on More Constant Than The Gods, but it sounds more necessary than long-winded. And while pointing out the obvious-that Sub Rosa hails from Salt Lake City and is fronted by a woman-may seem like an easy way to get you to notice this thick, gelatinous widowmaker, it is also what makes it such a winning release, a record that goes beyond just the obvious "Best Metal Album of the Year" accolades. Her lyrical vision along with the proximity to the LDS temple and Sub Rosa's own notoriety for introducing violins to the world of metal, all add to Gods being one of the best albums of 2013, period.



12.)  POLVO - Siberia
I never expected Polvo's reunion to go beyond one record, and besides, how many of you even bothered with In Prism-beyond the ones hoping that Shapes wasn't really the final word. And while In Prism stands on its own, Siberia sounds more like the Polvo of pre-initial breakup, while throwing a few surprises into the mix. For one, Siberia is the first Polvo album that seems to feature an honest-to-goodness hit single, that is, if you lived in a bizarro world where things like Sonic Youth's Washing Machine were number one albums and tracks like Polvo's "Light, Raking" - with its cutesy l'il synthesizer part in the chorus - are released to stations found above the 92 kHz. And in typical Polvo tradition, it ends with a weave of snake charming guitars that sound like they were tuned by dudes named "Ash Bowie." In other words, the magic continues!



13.)  ARTIC MONKEYS - AM
So it seems like Artic Monkeys have released their second "must have" release, which is weird because it's completely different than their first "must have." In short, the new one is much more rhythmic-centric than the barrage of lyrical spit that head Monkey Alex Turner is known for. That's not to suggest that Turner has dialed back his chops with the prose, but instead, it suggests that it's kind of awkward hearing the beats of "Do I Wanna Know" on commercials after developing an uncomfortable connection with it emotionally. It was one example of frightening synchronicity that I seldom get with songs, and it only reaffirmed the overall connection that I felt with AM, a record that attempts to shed the past while forging a very promising second decade



THE BONUS DOZEN
A list of 13 other albums that found repeated listens and probably shouldn't be overlooked.

14.)  QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE - ...Like Clockwork
15.)  WINDHAND - Soma
16.)  GRATEFUL DEAD - Sunshine Daydream
17.)  LOW - The Invisible Way
18.)  MAZZY STAR - Seasons Of Your Day
19.)  LEE RENALDO AND THE DUST - Last Night On Earth
20.)  BOB DYLAN - Another Self Portrait
20.)  SHEARWATER - Fellow Travelers
21.)  WHORES - Clean (e.p.)
22.)  KADAVAR - Abra Kadavar
23.)  ORCHID - Mouths Of Madness
24.)  LORDE - Pure Heroine
25.)  RED FANG - Whales and Leeches
26.)  GHOST - Infestissumam

Monday, December 23, 2013

The Baker's Dozen Best Christmas Songs Of All Time

Be warned: this is a stream-of-consciousness list that I'm, literally, composing on the fly.

In other words: don't get your frigging elf panties in a bunch because you're dumbass Christmas song ain't on the list. Be a man...or a woman, if you lack a penis...and put your own holiday favorites in the comment section.

I seldom check comments anymore (the head straight to my junk email, which makes it a more surprising read when I'm cleaning up around this joint, fingerpicking html shit I have no idea about) so go ahead and speak your mind. Just know that it's the holidays, my wish is for everlasting peace and it's only a fucking list on a blog.

Perspective.

Anyways, the list is a pretty spot on account of my favorite Christmas songs ever. These are the ones I never get tired of and present at least a modicum of coolness, if you're into that kind of thing.

My parents have long since abandoned any notion of "coolness," and I can tell you that the first example of this is in their holiday music selection.

Keep in mind, this is a Baby Boomer couple, so they should know better.

Every year, the old man takes out all of the Cd's in his Honda Accord (which is funny in itself, because growing up he only bought American vehicles. He was in politics, so he had to consider the union votes in our blue-collar town) and replaces them with holiday music. I should stress that these amount to at least 18 discs, since neither parent has ever operated a digital device, other than their individual laptops. My dad then will proceed to listen to only Christmas music until the first of the year.

When I visit during the holidays, I'm amazed at the amount of shit that comes out of their car speakers or from their primary audio source: a Bose Wave Radio with a CD changer. My dad had to send it in to Bose once for a repair, instead of following the modern tradition of devices: if it's broke, throw it in the landfill and buy a new one. I actually kind of admired his stubborn loyalty of familiarity in that case.

Inevitably, I hear the (unfortunately) familiar refrains of Christmas With Babyface and I understand how bad it has gotten. There's a fear that, if I dig deeper, I'll find a stray Michael Bolton or Kenny G Christmas record in their CD piles, and then the holidays would be ruined.

If one thing is certain, none of the titles on the Baker's Dozen List of the Best Christmas Songs of all time will cause you the amount of embarrassment of now publicly admitting that my parents own a fucking Babyface album.

Full disclosure: for some reason I continue to reach for Bob Dylan's Christmas From The Heart release every Christmas, cruelly torture myself with at least one listen of Merry XXX Mas (it's getting worse with age, the homophobic lyrics really reflect a stunning level of hatred) and unexplicably watch the Flaming Lips' awful Christmas On Mars film every year.

What I'm saying is to totally take the following list with a grain of salt. Everybody's got their own favorites for the holiday and if "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" is your thing, then have at it.

But you are open season, however, the moment you admit to liking Christmas With Babyface.

There is most certainly a rock and roll flavor to my favorites and a healthy blend of the obscure, not-so-obvious and annual favorites. Some are fueled by nostalgia and others are included because their holiday spirit is either hidden or downright absent. For whatever reason, they feel like the holidays to me and they provide me with what any decent holiday track should automatically promote: a little bit of warmth, reflections on another year that's passed and the hope that the new year will foster a few decent moments you can recollect again next Christmas.


1.) BING CROSBY & DAVID BOWIE - "Little Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth"

When this clip and song was new-and yes, I'm old enough to remember the actual special in which it originates-the "weird" factor was immediately noted. As a kid, it suddenly made Bing a bit hip, tolerating such a groundbreaking and strange artist like Bowie onto the crooner's scene. The reality is that it may have been nothing more than Bing's devotion to the RCA label and their strange idea of cross-pollinating roster artists, regardless of how different they were. In the end, the professionalism of the pair wins out with a passionate melody of two holiday classics that overcomes the scripted corniness of the scene just prior to the music starting. I still have the vinyl copy of this single, b/w "Fantastic Voyage" from Bowie's Lodger. Crosby died shortly after recording the track/scene with Bowie with the song itself being rehearsed a mere hour before the tapes rolled. Thankfully, this once-a-lifetime moment was captured and it continues to dominate my holiday music list.



2.) CHUCK BERRY - "Run Rudolf Run"

Melodically identical to Berry's own "Little Queenie," "Run Rudolf Run" is an excellent example of a basic 12-bar blues pattern and how Chuck Berry was so inventive that he could get away with things like taking a song he'd already done, re-working it with different lyrics and then releasing it as something completely new. Over a half-century later, the song continues to be used for commercial means and covered by different artists (personal favorite would be Keith Richards' version, which would come in at #14 immediately after the Baker's Dozen list) as a lasting testament to this songs undeniable appeal.


3.) BOB & DOUG McKENZIE - "12 Days of Christmas"

SCTV came during a time when I had no driver's license, no girlfriend and no social life outside of a friend who lived down the street and who shared a love for the 90-minute TV show that aired on NBC every Friday night after Carson. Both of us grew into a certain amount of social charm after our awkward middle school years and SCTV managed to turn a pair of recurring characters name Bob & Doug McKenzie into household names thanks to a hit album and a major motion picture. As a side-note, my friend and I went to the Bob & Doug movie Strange Brew when it was released and the film broke about half-way through it. We walked up to the projection room and filled our pockets with frames of the broken celluloid and had to wait until the thing was released on VHS before we could enjoy the entire movie. The album The Great White North was released in the fall of '81, and SCTV actors Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis had the foresight to include a Christmas song in it, a track that continues to be played around here every year since the early 80's. And every year I chuckle at the lines "There should be more there," "And a beer...in a tree," and the observational deadpan of "That beer's empty." And like all good Christmas songs, I am so ready for this to be done by the 26th.


4.) CHARLES BROWN - "Please Come Home For Christmas"

If I recall, those shitbirds called The Eagles covered this for no apparent reason other than they're douchebags and nobody gave a shit about their original "Funky New Year" that appeared as the b-side. So remember, you're looking for Mr. Brown's original and nothing that features bearded members of the SoCal lite country-rock outfit hanging out by the pool on the cover. Charles Brown, the originator of this tremendous Christmas tune, also contributed another swell holiday track called "Merry Christmas Baby" with Bonnie Raitt in the early 90's, but Brown's original take from 1960 is the bee's knees-a slow ode to what happen when your old lady ain't home for the holidays and your Christmas spirit is as cold as the winter solstice.



5.) FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD - "The Power Of Love"

Welcome To The Pleasuredome is a bloated mess that merely confirms Frankie Goes To Hollywood's lack of talent rather than enhance it, which is something they should have considered before releasing a fucking double as their debut. Sure, the band struck big with "Relax" and "Two Tribes," but it was with their third single where the band really shined. Released in the UK during the 1984 holiday season, the song became FGTH's final chart topper (in England, at least) before the band's quick descent. Listening to it today, it's the kind of fluke that makes it hard to comprehend that this is the same band who gained prominence with such lines as "When you wanna suckittoit?" The message of "make love your goal" should have been more realized outside of the U.K. and it is a song that may be the band's nagging reminder that their history is notable for the wrong song.



6.) ROBERT FRIPP - "Silent Night"

This came to me a few decades ago tucked in some record label sampler that I received. Originally released as a flexi disc in 1979 for the Chicago magazine Praxis, Fripp unleashes a very notable Frippertronics version of the classic Christmas song that is mysterious and just as traditional as you remember it. This became a favorite of mine the moment I heard it, and the track's secretive release deserves a wider audience.


7.) THE KINKS - "Father Christmas"

Love it. Recorded when England was just beginning to hear the first wave of local punk talent, these rock veterans captured the economic strife prevalent in their country at the time while mirroring the noisy racket of discontent of their younger musical cousins that was unheard of before. It's no wonder why the Kinks were so revered by punks while other bands of similar backgrounds were cast off as dinosaurs and bloated relics. Hell, even the b-side was "Prince Of The Punks." "Father Christmas" took on greater significance during the 80's when the gap between the halves-and-have-nots grew wider, which may make the track the most relevant Christmas song of this year, now that I think about it.



8.) THE PRETENDERS - "2000 Miles"

Originally released as the b-side to "Middle Of The Road," the Pretenders' lead-off single to their third record, Learning To Crawl, "2000 Miles" became associated with the holidays thanks to the single's holiday of '83 release date and also for Chrissie Hynde's mournful refrain "Our hearts were singing/It must be Christmas time." The UK had the right idea by putting "2000 Miles" as the lead-off single in their neck of the woods-the track is certainly worthy of its own emphasis-but with the U.S. single, you had a very complete picture of the band after tragically losing half of its original members. The new line-up belted out a declaration of Hynde's intention to keep moving forward on the "Middle Of The Road" a-side while "2000 Miles," a loving remembrance of original guitarist James Honeyman Scott, seemed to be the most appropriate song to acknowledge the tragedy in which she just left a year prior. In short, the single perfectly encapsulated the headspace of Chrissie Hynde at that moment while "2000 Miles" continues to be utilized for its Yuletide message to this day.



9.) THE RAMONES - "Danny Says"

Not really a Christmas song, unless you count that line "It ain't Christmas if there ain't no snow," which is the only reason that I give this awesome track from End Of The Century a nod for inclusion. Plus, I'm not a fan of the bruthas' more notable Christmas track "Merry Christmas Baby (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)" from the abysmal Brain Drain release. Another great thing about "Danny Says?" It uses the same chord progression (G-C-D) as "Blitzkrieg Bop." And "Beat On The Brat." And "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker." And...


10.) RUN - DMC - "Christmas In Hollis"

Any kid that grew up in the 80's also grew up with this modern day Christmas classic from our brothers from Hollis, Queens - like we in these landlocked states know what the hell that even means. I'm sure there are tons of people that hate this track, but these are the same people that don't believe that black Santas are capable of global travel fueled by the magic of a dog with antlers tied to his head. If you believe, you'll understand that "Christmas In Hollis" is amazingly catchy, deliciously kitchy and a head-bobbing entry that can bring a smile even if you don't believe that Santa has an old Merlin electronic game that he's converted into a device that identifies all the children of the world on if they have been "Naughty" or "Nice."



11.) OTIS REDDING - "Merry Christmas Baby"

It's been done before...several times, in fact...but nobody does it like Otis. One of the things I love so much about Otis is that his entire professional career was based on a fluke. In 1962, Redding was the driver for a representative from Atlantic Records who happened to be visiting their subsidiary Stax in Memphis. Otis picked him up from the airport and drove him to the studio, in which time Redding had convinced the man to let him come inside and sing. They recorded two cuts using the label's infamous backing musicians with the second one being "These Arms Of Mine," which went on to sell over 800,000 copies the following year. To think that this man's golden gritty voice would have been would have been just as unfathomable as not being able to hear his version of "Merry Christmas Baby" at least once during the holidays.



12.) ELVIS PRESLEY - "Santa Claus Is Back In Town"

This tune is required on my list if only for the fact that our tree has not one, but two Elvis ornaments that play this song on our Christmas tree every year. I've got lots of decorations for the king, but none are as irritating and continually played by the children for at least the first 12 hours this ornament is found each holiday. The best part is that one is obnoxiously loud and plays the song at a slightly different speed, so when both ornaments are played at the same time, it sounds like a Butthole Surfers acid trip. And nothing says the holidays like either Elvis, the Butthole Surfers, or this smokin' track by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller. The b-side of this single was "Blue Christmas," and I thank the Baby Jesus for never giving me an ornament that plays that song.


13.) TOM WAITS - "Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis"

If you made me choose between that Pogues "New York Fairytake" and this one, the Waits tune would win every time. It's the spiritual father to that song, for sure, but it's also a got a bit more depth and bite to it. These are characters that I wouldn't mess with for fear of their demeanor's, while MacGowan's are harder to empathize with because of their pointless inebriation. Plus, I like the locale of the song-Minneapolis is a lonely place to be during the holidays if'n you don't have a main squeeze to help warm your nights. "Christmas Card" offers just a tad bit of hope in its content as warmth, and when Waits adds a touch of "Silent Night" and "Goin' Out Of My Head" to the proceedings, well forget about it.


Sunday, January 6, 2013

The Baker's Dozen 2012

I say this every year-a clear sign of my increasing age, if there ever was one-but I don’t want to hear the words “The music of today sucks compared to (enter decade or frame of reference)” or “There isn’t any decent new music out today” and I’m even growing tired of “I don’t listen to a lot of new stuff any more” a little bit too.

But here’s the thing: if you’ve given up or even pre-judged anything that was released in 2012, you’re missed out on some really, really good music.

As in music that you’ll be talking about in twenty years.

As in music that can still change your fucking life.

And these are, in order, the records that you should really take a listen to in the near future, because they represent those releases that kind of blew my mind this year.

Not all of you will like the music on the list (see the Swans record and the testosterone fueled High On Fire concept album) and some may even chuckle at the rankings (Rush and Van Halen? What is this? 1982?!) which positively reeks of that aforementioned “old and in the way” reference.

The point is that you should jump in, because I’m pretty certain there’s a record somewhere in the list below that will stick to that same part inside of you that made you fall in love with music to begin with.

There is a bit of a critical aspect of the Baker’s Dozen list, but ultimately it’s ranked on personal preference alone. I’ll probably play Frank Ocean’s Channel Orange album more than any other record on this list in the future, but I have to acknowledge that Fiona Apple’s record was just flat out brilliant and placed the artist’s entire career on a heightened level than Ocean’s, whose career is just now in its first chapter.

But oh, what a chapter in that short amount of time.

And Dr. John?

Get the fuck outta here!

For a man of this age, at this stage of his career, to come out of a “Let’s see if this sticks to the wall” decision like pairing him with a dude from the Black Keys manhandling the good doctor’s production decisions. I never would have guessed it would have turned out as great as Locked Down is, and I am amazed at how often I keep coming back to it. It’s just a joy of a record that probably stands as the list’s most absolutely solid recommendation to anyone reading this. Start here.

Here’s the 2012 Baker’s Dozen, each briefly discussed with links to the original reviews if available and an extra 13 Honorable Mentions that got more than a few extra spins around the way.

1.) Fiona AppleThe Idler Wheel
Nothing prepared me for discovering just how good Fiona Apple’s fourth long-player really is, but its barren production makes for some immediate gratification. You’ll be amazed at the wide range of emotion and atmosphere that Apple makes with such limited tricks, and you’ll be thankful that such a talent resides on our shores that you’ll look at the rest of her catalog-both current and future-in a completely new way. She’s in the same breath as Kate Bush and Joni Mitchell now, and watching where she goes from this-her first certifiable masterpiece-is gonna be a blast.
2.) Frank OceanChannel Orange
People like me have seen this kind of sexually ambivalent tales of love longing/lost/lust before. But it’s been forever since I remember this kind of controversy (pun intended), unless you count this one chick back in high school who swore she thought Prince was saying “I’m in love with guys/It’s the only way” during the ending rap part on “Let’s Pretend We’re Married.” Right out of the gate, Ocean delivers one of the best soul records in a generation only to watch its themes of love, romance and decadence get lost in tabloid confessions.
3.) Dr. JohnLocked Down
Remarkable. A late career statement that does nothing but lend a dirty take on some dirty rice. The drums are mixed high and the rhythms are proud. And through it all, the good doctor stirs up his old Night Tripper persona for an album that sounds too easy to be as brilliant as it is. A mood is instantly created with each play of this record, and it’s one you’ll want to revisit for the rest of your life.
4.) JapandroidsCelebration Rock
There’s a moment in every music lover’s life where you go to a show and you look around only to find the surroundings are much younger than you are. This record celebrates those occasional moments when rock and roll music transcends the age that you display superficiously. All the while, it never ignores the fact that Japandroids are very much in the midst of a middle age crisis, a welcomed thing since they’re living it with guitar and drums instead of cocaine and strippers. More brutal than White Stripes if you’re into that whole duo comparison thing, but tons more emotionally honest.
5.) SwansThe Seer
Swans’ CEO Michael Gira has been doing this for three decades now, but the apocalyptic stir he dishes up this late in the game is as focused as it’s ever been and his advancing years turn the girth of these songs into near revelatory hymns. As with any religion, this one isn’t for everyone. But if your faith is deep enough to allow Gira to nudge you along some pretty intense passages, he will certainly point out the beauty within his cathartic passion.
6.) Tame ImpalaLonerism
Credit my cousin for burning me a copy of Tame Impala’s Innerspeaker to get these guys on my radar. Lonerism moves farther into the psychedelic abyss, recalling a swell mixture of Revolver-era melodies against David Fridmann turn of the century masterpieces (The Soft Bulletin, Deserter Songs, etc.). Yet through it all, you get the sense that Tame Impala are focused on the masterpiece that Lonerism already hints at with record number two.
7.) High On FireDe Vermis Mysteriss
Shit’s gettin’ serious in Matt Pike‘s world as he now has HOF rockin’ out the HP Lovecraft like some book readin’ mo fogie. Pike’s always been a smart fella, but I have to admit that I was not expecting him to take this band, this far, this good. They’ve done nothing new with their formula except 1.) become really friggin tight together and 2.) jump on the concept album tip to show off said chops. The production has been dialed down a bit compared to Snakes For The Devine, which is a bit unsettling at first. Normally, such heaviness is a match for the full spectrum treatment, but HOF take the entire concept premise and milk it for nothing much more than an hour-long slugfest of riffage. And that’s fine by me. It makes De Vermis Mysteriss yet another winner in HOF’s growing catalog of necessities.
8.) RushClockwork Angels
I honestly thought that Snakes and Arrows would probably be as good as a late career Rush album as we’d see, but they’ve clearly proven my cynicism wrong with Clockwork Angels. Not only does Rush’s bazillionth long-player turn on the afterburners compared to its predecessor; it ranks as one of the band’s best records in their entire catalog. It gently incorporates nearly all phases of the band’s career while never sounding nostalgic. In fact, that’s what makes Clockwork Angels such a triumph: it sounds like they’re just getting started.
9.) SpiritualizedSweet Heart Sweet Light
Another phoenix of a record, even though it’s actually the second record of redemption. After nearly writing off Jason Pierce mid-decade, he’s returned with a record of traditional dread that has an admirable sprinkle of optimism. It’s grand, it’s thoughtful, and it reaffirms Pierce’s status in today’s rock echelon of brilliant performers. He put’s it best on the track “Freedom,” “This is dedicated baby, what more can I say”.
10.) Sweet Billy PilgrimCrown and Treaty
At its core, Crown and Treaty is a pop album, if only in the sense that it defies logical categorization. The band swings with age beyond their actual years, transforming the three to four minute song structure into something very wise beyond the traditional pop format. There’s tons going on throughout their songs, but everything sounds wonderfully organic and pure. Crown and Treaty is a record that’s not easily forgotten and it begins with each repeated listen.
11.) The MenOpen Your Heart
For a record that’s admittedly all over the place, Open Your Heart is surprisingly convincing regardless of what band they’re emulating. Sure, you’d be better served to visit the originals (too many to mention) but The Men make that process seem like too much work. Generally speaking, if you’ve followed any post-punk band in the past thirty years that counts the electric guitar as their primary source of energy, there’s something for you on Open Your Heart.
12.) OFF!Off!
Punk rock that sounds like it came from the vaults some three decades ago, mouthed from a dude that was actually making waves during that time. Keith Morris has found some younger blood to help fuel all of this startling accuracy and none of it pretends to be something more than what it is: a flash of SoCal punk rock for a time when that is all that’s required.
13.) Van HalenA Different Kind Of Truth
They had everyone frightened when lead-off single “Tattoo” was released, but even the doubters found out that it was probably the worse song found on the first real Van Halen album in 28 years. With a gap that long, it’s pretty remarkable that A Different Kind Of Truth is even remotely listenable. Not only is it listenable, it smokes more than it really needs to. We were all just getting comfortable with the notion that Diamond Dave was even in the same room as Eddie and Alex, and here they are releasing a record that is on par with when we last heard them together.

Honorable Mention (aka 'The Extra Dozen')

14.) Pig DestroyerBook Burner
15.) Alabama ShakesBoys and Girls
16.) TennisYoung & Old
17.) DIIVOshin
18.) Jack White - Blunderbuss
19.) Jamey JohnsonLiving For A Song: A Tribute To Hank Cochran
20.) Godspeed You Black Emperor!Allelujah! Don’t Bend! Ascend!
21.) Lotus AtlasSpooky Action At A Distance
22.) Bob DylanTempest
23.) Bob MouldSilver Age
24.) Bruno MarsUnorthodox Jukebox
25.) Saint Vitus – Lillie F-65
26.) Accept - Stalingrad