tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-262080802024-03-18T22:26:48.311-05:00Glam-RacketSingles remind me of kisses...Albums remind me of plansTodd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.comBlogger1486125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-37040144485361724412014-07-01T19:33:00.000-05:002014-07-15T19:48:54.350-05:00The Smiths - The Smiths<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFMn_FHjzrn02R11QOtbZDbUlwNGculuxJUjVNfLfCx0yzvru-4eDpE8D9R50llXlQb32XB8XzFSgskmPoX6t_DXJF5wJ8xuUazJz_G2lkdcjkR18sFDc0gw_PqFzeU89VClmiMA/s1600/stars-3.5.gif" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFMn_FHjzrn02R11QOtbZDbUlwNGculuxJUjVNfLfCx0yzvru-4eDpE8D9R50llXlQb32XB8XzFSgskmPoX6t_DXJF5wJ8xuUazJz_G2lkdcjkR18sFDc0gw_PqFzeU89VClmiMA/s320/stars-3.5.gif" /></a><br />
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Here's the album in which I first discovered The Smiths, but not in the way in which you think.<br />
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It was from a review in<i> Rolling Stone</i> magazine-back when things like print music magazines mattered, and when reviews could expose a band to a wider audience. As much as I hate to admit it, <i>Rolling Stone</i> magazine prompted me to explore new music unseen, and the results were rather mixed, even though the intentions were good.<br />
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I didn't buy The Smiths debut from that review.<br />
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And none of the words had any impact on that decision.<br />
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In fact, I can't even remember if the review was positive or negative, but I'd venture a guess that the folks at <i>Rolling Stone</i> have re-written their own history enough times to call the Mancunians' debut a "landmark" and to heap plenty of 20/20 praise on its arrival, even if their first glance was indifferent.<br />
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What struck me was the artwork-this was during a period when <i>Rolling Stone</i>'s reviews all featured the record artwork-and how it was different that any other album cover at the time. It was clear that this band paid careful consideration to their image, or at least the sleeve in which it came in. It looked edgy, mysterious and somewhat iconic. Even the font looked clean.<br />
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It also looked gay. And to a young man growing up in the Midwest, "looking" gay was something that young boys were instructed-either directly or indirectly-not to appear. These were the instructions of the same dude who also advised against wearing pink or getting only your left ear pierced, because an earring in the right ear meant you were gay.<br />
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Both ears? You were bi.<br />
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All of this hopefully sounds ridiculous to anyone now, but ask any Midwestern man over 40 and I'm positive that you will hear similar nonsense.<br />
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I would like to think that The Smiths are somehow responsible for the cultural shift that made it possible for young men to not have to worry about such things, because to <u>not</u> purchase a record simply because the cover might suggest that you were somehow a homosexual is entirely the wrong reason for not buying it.<br />
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At the same time, had I actually been brave enough to purchase <i>The Smiths</i>, there is a distinct possibility that I would not have re-examined the band until much later than I actually did. That's because The Smiths' debut is not the infectious and Earth shattering record I needed to hear in order to begin to <u>not give a shit</u> what other people thought about the fucking cover.<br />
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But having the luxury to look back upon the band's debut after the fact provides its glaring deficiency: the horribly dated mix. The band could be a tightly wound monster, but <i>The Smiths</i> sounds like it was merely pieced together by a few dedicated musicians, a meticulously-inclined producer and an unlimited amount of studio time to make it all stick.<br />
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The drums sound thin and Morrissey hasn't quite found his fey swagger, coming across as the bummed out bastard who just happened to land the gig of vocalist because he was the only dude that brought lyrics to rehearsal. Guitarist Johnny Marr and bassist Andy Rourke give spirited performances, but when a pair of tunes feature Paul Carrack, you tend to wonder what other musicians the producer might have been able to call up after a full evening of studio tracking.<br />
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The sequencing is a complete downer too, even by Smiths standards. Nearly every song could be the soundtrack to a child abuse nightmare, and even though the band is somewhat famous for being morose, it can be a fairly grim process getting though <i>The Smiths</i> without wanting some sunlight or a mindless cartoon after a complete listen.<br />
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The American issue squeezed in the delightful "This Charming Man" single at the end of side one to brighten things up, but its placement on the debut is made redundant with the much-better <i>Hatful Of Hollow</i> compilation, and is apparently becoming phased out of future issues of <i>The Smiths</i>.<br />
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True fans are going to (like me) get here eventually and I must acknowledge that some of the themes and arrangements within <i>The Smiths</i> will probably be close to the hearts of the fans that began here. There is no doubting this record's ultimate influence, but for me the debut sounds like a band developing not only its footing, but also their own authority. They surely must have known that they sounded much better than what producer John Porter presented on this record, as every record the band self-produced afterwards reflects some superior musicianship and real prowess compare to the tracks found here.<br />
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What works best is the lyrics, a point that Morrissey no doubt realizes and can use as an example whenever he attempts to diminish the roles of his other bandmates. The irony of <i>The Smiths</i> failure is how it doesn't represent the entire band's strengths, and probably would have rendered them an eccentric cult curio if they hadn't pressed on to do much greater things in an unbelieveably short amount of time. <br />
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It's not the record that you should start with, but by discovering the band through other albums, you'll soon end up here anyway.Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-14824000412593951532014-06-19T04:20:00.000-05:002014-06-23T20:39:14.626-05:00Blue Cheer - Outsideinside<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPhmy_zgfqgVtbtKF8EtmyTwehhkBo3MvlaG_rElQz3B8nxg3dRJ2jAcsTySjf38WwSNYfi8xfRdsPfTx08kEUVNZ4NsmMfXG8h0lEHU5ScQi5wtMJEeu5YP2Mf_xAZYjXK5kk-A/s1600/stars-3.5.gif" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPhmy_zgfqgVtbtKF8EtmyTwehhkBo3MvlaG_rElQz3B8nxg3dRJ2jAcsTySjf38WwSNYfi8xfRdsPfTx08kEUVNZ4NsmMfXG8h0lEHU5ScQi5wtMJEeu5YP2Mf_xAZYjXK5kk-A/s320/stars-3.5.gif" /></a><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Identified as one of the loudest albums in rock history, but
even that has an asterisk. The story goes that during the recording of <i>Outsideinside</i>, Blue Cheer was kicked out
of the studio for being too loud. So, the band decided to record the remaining
material on Pier 57 in New York, and even then, ships miles away could hear the
racket.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Of course, none of this eardrum breaking sonic overdose is
that prevalent on <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Outsideinside</i>. What
remains is a thick, viscous sludge.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Fans of garage rock, early heavy metal, psychedelic
freakouts and headache-inducing stereo panning will be pleased with the mucky
results. It is 36 minutes of lysergic bliss, bashed out by a trio of grubby
bikers who asked members of the Hells Angels to coordinate the art direction.
The resulting package is an enjoyable time capsule in which Dickie Peterson is
perched on a mushroom with drummer Paul Whaley and guitarist Leigh Stephens
also sporting wide smiles as 5 bikers bring weed to the power trio.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The novelty of the packaging, the recording sessions and the
band’s unhinged personalities all pale when those first moments of fuzz hit. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Outsideinside</i> was the second album from
Blue Cheer in 1968 and its predecessor <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Vincebus
Eruptum</i> is the release that tends to get higher recognition. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">By record number two, Blue Cheer had undoubtedly logged a
few highway miles and they sound a bit tighter on the final results. But I’ll
be damned if I can hear any real intricate detail in this sludgefeast, and
there are still plenty of moments where the band occasionally falls off the
rails, giving the entire thing a sense of legitimacy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Which is just another way of saying “It’s awesome.” With
covers of The Stones “Satisfaction” and Albert Kings “The Hunter” put into the
line-up as some kind of reference point-but it hardly matters: You can hear the
tape catching speed at the beginning of “Satisfaction” while “The Hunter”
starts of fairly innocuous before slipping into another acid casualty by the
guitar solo.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">How this record ever got made it a testament to the free
spirit of the record industry at that time, where even a power trio of limited
competencies with loud amplifiers could get signed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The end result is a wonderful time capsule, a
soundtrack to your scrambled eggs hangover and a perfect reminder that rock and
roll music was once a dangerous place, performed at dangerous volumes and
fueled by dangerous substances.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Being a fan of The Police back in the day - particularly the
driving “Demolition Man” from<i> Ghosts In The Machine</i> - I was not too keen on hearing an androgynous Jamaican
woman named Grace Jones unleash her own version of the song In fact, Jones was
so completely off of my radar during the time of her original releases that I
only remember her stunning look and not a note of her music, except that lone
Police cover.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">A reissue reminder of <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Nightclubbing</i>
prompted a new consideration-this time where I followed the album as it should
have been absorbed originally. From it, I learned that Jones’ version of “Demolition
Man” <u>predates</u> The Police’s version-so it really isn’t fair to claim that
Jones’ cover is somehow sacrilegious to the original, since it <u>is</u> the
original.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">And any mention of her look failed to consider just how
artistically creative it really was. The androgyny, the sharp angles of her
clothing and hair, all of these divisive visuals now appear as groundbreaking,
breaking new ground for other artists that also use provocative appearances to
get noticed.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">But back then, there was nobody like Grace Jones, and I
suppose you could still say the same thing today. What I failed to learn then is
the backstory to her career. Her musical career came with some pretty intense
personal sacrifices, specifically how her controversial looks created friction
with her father, who was attempting to become a church bishop. He was under the
impression that his religious desire was becoming by his daughter’s look and
musical content. The decision to distance himself from his daughter’s fame
meant that he also would need to distance himself from her. While most parents
would be proud at their kid’s success, Grace would be forced to appreciate her
own independently. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Even the music itself was becoming more challenging. Jones
had originally transitioned from a successful modeling career to music by means
of disco. By the late 70’s, she had abandoned the genre that gave her a certain
amount of success and began incorporating different styles of music into her
own repertoire as well as toying with the idea of what women should look like.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">To facilitate this, Jones traveled back to her native
Jamaica and enlisted the help of Sly & Robbie to initiate her “Compass
Point Trilogy,” of which, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Nightclubbing </i>comes
in as the second installment. It is her most well-known work and it is more
influential than originally thought.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The Compass Point Allstars go beyond the early 80’s reggae
vibe that they had already consistently mastered by this point. Instead, they bring
genres like disco, electronica, new wave into their island grooves, leaving
Jones to use every song as a new role with the only thread becoming <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Nightclubbing</i>’s danceability.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The deluxe edition expands <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Nightclubbing</i> into two discs, but it’s the original one that you’ll
want to focus on. Disc two is filled with redundant extended versions that
offer little over the original album versions, with the exception of two
unreleased tracks “If You Want To Be My Lover” and a great cover of Gary Numan’s
“Me! I Disconnect From You” which suggest that Jones’ adherence to reinterpreting
cover songs is a very worthwhile strategy, as was her unconventional
appearance.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Ultimately, it’s what is found inside the packaging that
reaffirms Jones’ musical output: challenging, endearing and influential.
Ironically, the same qualities that are found on her album covers. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-24008295931470192522014-06-16T04:20:00.000-05:002014-06-16T04:20:00.650-05:00John & Yoko Interview Box SetFor any Beatlemaniac out there, there is a new box set featuring extensive interviews with John Lennon and Yoko Ono during a period of enormous creativity from the former Beatle. If you've ever immersed yourself in the finer details of the Beatles history, this sounds like it would provide some excellent material for your geeky little head. Details on the box set including its content are found below.<br />
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This eight CD box set features John Lennon & Yoko Ono's five iconic conversations with Village Voice journalist and radio personality Howard Smith. These in-depth discussions about music, love, creativity, peace and politics illuminate the couple's transformation from Beatles into revolutionaries.<br />
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These interviews have been mastered from Smith's original audio recordings, which had been buried in the back of his West Village loft for 40 years. Never before released on CD.<br />
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May 28 - 29, 1969 - Live phone interview, the Bed-In Montreal (35 min)<br />
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Smith speaks on the phone with John & Yoko, who are in their suite at the Queen Elizabeth Hotel in Montreal. Among other things, they discuss selling Peace as a commodity, the Activist Movement, and Lennonʼs denial of being, nor intention of being, a leader.<br />
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Dec. 17, 1969 - Ronnie Hawkinʼs Ranch, Ontario Canada (89 min)<br />
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Smith traveled to Ronnie Hawkinʼs Ranch outside of Toronto to interview John & Yoko. While eating shrimp tempura, they discuss the ins and outs of recording with the Beatles, the bandʼs uncertain future, Woodstock vs. Altamont, and the impact of the Youth Movement.<br />
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Dec. 12, 1970 - Regency Hotel, NYC (86 min)<br />
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Smith interviews John & Yoko the day after the Plastic Ono Band albums are released, and they are in the midst of shooting 2 art films. They discuss the emotional process of their music including specific songs from the albums, their time in Janov therapy, how they handle fame, and whether the Beatles will ever get back together.<br />
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Sept. 9, 1971 - St. Regis Hotel, NYC (71 min)<br />
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Smith interviews John & Yoko on the day Lennonʼs album Imagine is released. They discuss the album, Onoʼs upcoming artist retrospective, Paulʼs, Georgeʼs and Ringoʼs own individual albums, the mediaʼs criticisms of their relationship, Johnʼs "working class" nature, and future plans.<br />
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Jan. 23, 1972 - The Lennonsʼ Bank St. apartment, NYC (86 min)<br />
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Smith drops by John & Yokoʼs West Village apartment on the day of a WPLJ Beatles marathon which can be heard at times playing in the background, often inspiring and directing the conversation. They discuss the experience of being a Beatle (and a Beatle wife) and the break up, stage fright and the emotional rollercoaster of performing, breakthroughs acquired in Janov therapy, love, and Revolution.<br />
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About Howard Smith:<br />
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Howard Smith is an Oscar winning film director, journalist and broadcaster. As a writer for more than 30 years, his articles have appeared in, among others, Playboy and The New York Times. Smithʼs weekly column "Scenes" in the Village Voice helped cement the paperʼs position within the emerging counterculture.<br />
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You can practically smell the ego rising from the press release of Yngwie Malmsteen's Guitar Gods tour. I mean, why is it necessary to point out that Malmsteen got his own signature Fender model before Eric Clapton?<br />
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Because Yngwie has never been as universally revered as Clapton has and when you're as narcissistic as Malmsteen, you tend to point out every minute detail of your legacy, even the ones that really don't mean anything. Same thing goes for the Guitar Hero references. Who gives a shit?<br />
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Yngwie does. That's all that matters.<br />
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I won't be in the area during the time the Guitar Gods tour rolls around, otherwise, I'd be all over this. To see Yngwie and Uli Jon Roth (who may rank as one of my favorite guitarists ever) on the same stage would be pretty amazing, even if Yngwie's epic ego only allows him to log 9 dates to show off his six string prowess.<br />
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Here's the release:<br />
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(New York, NY) - The king of neo-classical shred guitar, legendary guitar virtuoso Yngwie Malmsteen, will soon return to stages across North America this summer for the first-ever "Guitar Gods" festival tour. Bringing together such accomplished axemen as Uli Jon Roth (Scorpions, Electric Sun), Gary Hoey ("Hocus Pocus") and Bumblefoot (Guns N' Roses), Malmsteen will headline an epic celebration (6+ hours!) of the instrument for a full evening of guitar pyrotechnics. Each show will also feature special surprise guests. The "Guitar Gods" tour is created and produced by April Malmsteen, Yngwie's wife and manager and is presented in proud partnership with Guitar Center. Please see below for the itinerary; more dates to be announced.<br />
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Of the upcoming tour, creator and producer April Malmsteen commented, "Being able to put together this festival has been a lifelong dream of mine. I sincerely believe that "Guitar Gods" will bring tremendous value and enjoyment to not only the guitar and heavy metal enthusiast, but also to anyone who loves music." Yngwie Malmsteen's most recent studio album, SPELLBOUND and his first book, the autobiography, Relentless: A Memoir, are both available now. Malmsteen was recently profiled about both on NPR's Weekend Edition Saturday; that segment can be heard <a href="http://www.npr.org/2013/05/11/182627398/yngwie-malmsteen-ive-always-been-a-little-bit-of-an-extremist">here</a>. In other news, the Yngwie Malmsteen premium artist signature series by Fender is now available. The series features a full lineup of Malmsteen-endorsed accessories such as guitar strings, instrument cables, gig bags, electronic tuners and more.<br />
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For nearly three decades, Grammy-nominated guitar icon Yngwie Malmsteen has been amazing audiences with dazzling technical speed and ability. Malmsteen's signature style of playing, which combines elements of seemingly disparate styles of music - metal and classical, spawned the now commonplace genres of heavy metal known as "shred guitar" and "neo classical" and earned Malmsteen the title "the Paganini of heavy metal". Malmsteen was the first guitarist to have his own Fender signature guitar model (even before Eric Clapton). He has graced the cover of more than 200 magazines worldwide, has won every guitar award imaginable and to date, has sold millions of records. Time named Malmsteen one of the "Top Ten Greatest Electric Guitar Players", an honor he shared with the likes of Les Paul, Jimmy Page and Jimi Hendrix. "Guitar Hero" enthusiasts know they have arrived when they are bestowed with the Yngwie Malmsteen award in the Xbox 360 version of "Guitar Hero 2". The award signifies a 1000+ note streak in succession.<br />
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Held in the highest regard in his own right, Uli Jon Roth brings the very special 40th Anniversary Scorpions set that he has been playing to audiences from Europe to North America, embracing his history with the band and digging deep into their catalogue for this tour.<br />
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Acclaimed for his accomplishments for perfecting his playing in multiple genres (rock, blues, surf), Gary Hoey performs his radio hits such as the Billboard Top 5 smash "Hocus Pocus" along with other favorites. <br />
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Bumblefoot, best known for his work with Guns N' Roses, embarks on his first solo tour, playing songs from his entire critically-praised recorded history.<br />
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Yngwie Malmsteen/Guitar Gods North American tour 2014:<br />
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JUNE<br />
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13 Huntington, NY Paramount Theatre<br />
14 Sayreville, NJ Starland Ballroom<br />
17 Englewood, NJ Bergen Performing Arts Center<br />
20 St. Charles, IL Arcada Theatre<br />
21 Toronto, ON Phoenix Theatre<br />
26 Seattle, WA Showbox Theatre<br />
27 Portland, OR Roseland Theater<br />
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JULY<br />
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3 Beverly Hills, CA Saban Theatre<br />
8 Tucson, AZ Rialto TheatrTodd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-86552909886902177882014-06-05T17:14:00.000-05:002014-06-08T17:28:39.943-05:00Beth Orton Central Reservation Gets The Reissue TreatmentOne of my favorite records from 1999, Beth Orton's <i>Central Reservation</i> is a stunning glimpse into the vocalist's raw talent and abilities. For anyone who may have missed its impact when it was originally released 15 years ago (what?!), you now have a chance to catch up with the reissue treatment it receives. For reals: "Sweetest Decline" with its very first line of "She wears secrets in her hair/The whispers are not hers to share/She's as deep as a well" are the things that classic records are made upon.<br />
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Beth Orton's <i>Central Reservation</i> album will be re-issued by 3 Loop Music as a 2CD expanded edition to be distributed in the US by MVD Entertainment Group. Released in 1999, the album received a Mercury Music Prize nomination and helped Beth earn a BRIT Award in 2000 for Best British Female. The follow up to Beth's acclaimed debut Trailer Park, <i>Central Reservation</i> featured the hit singles "Stolen Car" and "Central Reservation" and spent 56 weeks in the album charts, selling over 500,000 copies. The album is also featured in the book 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die.<br />
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Re-issued for the first time with a second disc of bonus material compiled by Beth, the album contains key b-sides, including the "Spiritual Life Ibadon" remix of the title track plus unreleased live recordings and demos. The expanded packaging includes brand new sleevenotes and a new interview with Beth. She recalls, "Listening back to the record now, I enjoy hearing the melodies and how I played with them and the words. The making of records is often a period of redemption for me and the recording of 'Central Reservation' was the actualising of all my most positive hopes and wishes."<br />
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CD1 (Original Album):<br />
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1. Stolen Car - 5:25<br />
2. Sweetest Decline - 5:39<br />
3. Couldn't Cause Me Harm - 4:48<br />
4. So Much More - 5:41<br />
5. Pass In Time - 7:17<br />
6. Central Reservation (Original Version) - 4:50<br />
7. Stars All Seem To Weep - 4:39<br />
8. Love Like Laughter - 3:07<br />
9. Blood Red River - 4:15<br />
10. Devil Song - 5:04<br />
11. Feel To Believe - 4:04<br />
12. Central Reservation (The Then Again Version) - 4:01<br />
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CD2
Sessions At West 54th Street:<br />
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1. Someone's Daughter - 4:02<br />
2. Sweetest Decline - 4:38<br />
3. Blood Red River - 5:05<br />
4. Pass In Time - 7:26<br />
5. She Cries Your Name - 4:04<br />
6. Devil Song - 5:30<br />
7. I Wish I Never Saw The Sunshine - 4:55<br />
8. Stars All Seem To Weep - 2:19<br />
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B-Sides:<br />
9. I Love How You Love Me - 2:36<br />
10. Precious Maybe - 4:02<br />
11. Stars All Seem To Weep (Shed Version) - 2:59<br />
12. Central Reservation (Spiritual Life Ibadon Remix) - 8:50<br />
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Demos and Rough Mixes:<br />
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13. Love Like Laughter - 2:08<br />
14. So Much More - 1:51<br />
15. Central Reservation Band Demo - 4:33<br />
16. Couldn't Cause Me Harm - 6:44<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/uJ35dnfYKrQ" width="560"></iframe>Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-76862312482702331282014-06-04T17:05:00.000-05:002014-06-08T17:10:33.789-05:00Washed Out Announce New Round Of Paracosm DatesThey're weeknight dates, but at least Iowa finds a pair of visits from Washed Out's tour after they wrap up their opening slots with The National.<br />
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Here's the promotional spin:<br />
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Washed Out has premiered a new long-form video for “Weightless,” the latest offering from his acclaimed album, <i>Paracosm</i>. Directed by David Altobelli (M83, Sia, Conor Oberst), the mini film, presents a "gorgeous tale" of unrequited love with dreamlike sequences throughout. Altobelli says of the video, "Unrequited love is a universal emotion. In this case, the emotions are heightened because there exists yet another wall between the protagonist and the object of his affection. It's heartbreaking and inevitable, but it's also just part of being a kid in love(see <a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/55434-washed-outs-beautiful-dreamy-weightless-short-film-is-a-tale-of-unrequited-love-between-two-boys/">Pitchfork News Story June 4th</a>)."<br />
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Washed Out has added August and September to his 2014 tour schedule in support of <i>Paracosm</i>. The tour now spans June 4th in Richmond, VA at The National and currently ends on September 14th in Tampa, FL at The Ritz Ybor. Tickets for the August and September dates go on sale Friday, June 6th at 10a.m. ET.<br />
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Festival highlights for the tour include: June 6th in New York, NY at The Governors Ball; June 8th in Toronto, ON at Field Trip; June 15th in Manchester, TN at Bonnaroo Music Festival; June 20th in Dufur, OR for WTF?! What The Festival; June 22nd in Dover, DE at Firefly Music Festival; August 29th in Chicago, IL at North Coast Music Festival; and September 6th in St. Louis, MO for Lou Fest. Please find a complete list of tour dates below.<br />
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Washed Out’s <i>Paracosm</i> is available now on CD / LP / DL in North America via Sub Pop and Europe via Weird Word.<br />
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Tour Dates<br />
Jun. 04 - Richmond, VA - The National*<br />
Jun. 05 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club*<br />
Jun. 06 - New York, NY - The Governors Ball / Randall’s Island<br />
Jun. 06 - Brooklyn, NY - Brooklyn Bowl (Late Show)<br />
Jun. 08 - Toronto, ON - Field Trip / Historic Fort York and Garrison Commons<br />
Jun. 09 - Pontiac, MI - Crofoot Ballroom*<br />
Jun. 10 - Cleveland Heights, OH - Grog Shop*<br />
Jun. 11 - Columbus, OH - Newport Music Hall*<br />
Jun. 12 - Lancaster, PA - Chameleon Club*<br />
Jun. 15 - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo Music Festival<br />
Jun. 20 - Dufur, OR - WTF?! What The Festival<br />
Jun. 22 - Dover, DE - Firefly Music Festival<br />
Aug. 25 - Knoxville, TN - Bijou Theatre<br />
Aug. 26 - Norfolk, VA - The NorVa<br />
Aug. 27 - Millvale, PA - Mr. Smalls Theatre<br />
Aug. 29 - Chicago, IL - North Coast Music Festival / Union Park<br />
Sep. 01 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue<br />
Sep. 02 - Iowa City, IA - Blue Moose Tap House<br />
Sep. 03 - Des Moines, IA - Wooly’s<br />
Sep. 05 - Lawrence, KS - The Granada Theatre<br />
Sep. 06 - St. Louis, MO - Lou Fest / Forest Park<br />
Sep. 07 - Tulsa, OK - Cains Ballroom<br />
Sep. 08 - Dallas, TX - Granada Theatre<br />
Sep. 09 - Austin, TX - The Mohawk<br />
Sep. 10 - New Orleans, LA - House of Blues<br />
Sep. 12 - Orlando, FL - The Plaza Live<br />
Sep. 13 - Fort Lauderdale, FL - Culture Room<br />
Sep. 14 - Tampa, FL - The Ritz Ybor<br />
* w/ Wunder Wunder<br />
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If the chief complaint against <i>L.A. Woman</i> was its lazy interpretation, then the rehearsals leading up to that recording session can only be described as a feast of stoned immaculate friends.<br />
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<i>The Workshop Sessions</i> find The Doors in a particularly amiable mood, in a recording that was never intended on seeing the light of day. I suppose, in that respect, we can't complain too much about how sloppy John Densmore's drumming is, or how Robby Krieger plays with such half-assed concentration that he completely stops playing in some areas. Even Jimbo remained seating during some of these takes, which may or may not be indicative of whatever role he might have been pondering at this point in the Doors career.<br />
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To be honest, <i>The Workshop Sessions</i> sound more like an opportunity for session bassist Jerry Scheff to learn the material-and most of the evidence presented here demonstrates that the tunes don't present him with any trouble whatsoever.<br />
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Even Ray Manzarek is in fine form, dutifully making sure the songs remain on a start/stop schedule and staying close to the patterns that everyone is by now familiar with from the final product of <i>L.A. Woman</i>.<br />
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<i>The Workshop Sessions</i> may signal that there is very little left in the band's archives to milk their posthumous output, but its quality is enough to capture the curiosity of their loyal fans-and for them, this release will be warmly received.<br />
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Firstly, the sound quality is tremendous. Those flubs and studio banter are crisp and full of fidelity. You're a fly on the wall to their inner sanctum-and there were enough of those moments for me to appreciate this release.<br />
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The only other item that will sway Doors fans is the unreleased track "She Smells So Nice/Rock Me" which is not so much a lost song as a pretty simple blues jam who's only claim to fame is the ad-libbing that Morrison does at the end, marking the first appearance of the "Mr. Mojo Risin'" line into the rock and roll lexicon.<br />
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It's more of a spontaneous utterance rather than a "Eureka!" epiphany, and the fact that it comes well after the jam has run its course signals that "She Smells So Nice/Rock Me" was included with this release solely on the novelty of capturing one of the most well-known lines in rock history rather than providing us with a lost gem.<br />
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<i>The Workshop Sessions</i> qualifies as being both the cash-grab that cynics will label it as while being an indispensable recording for serious Doors fans who would have purchased any bit of material laid in front of them. With the packaging and source material as good as it is on this release, <i>The Workshop Sessions</i> makes it a worthy issue but hardly one that will appeal to anyone beyond the already devoted.Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-39861092158382102072014-06-02T13:08:00.000-05:002014-06-08T15:37:52.564-05:00The Doors - L.A. Woman
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To the Doors faithful, <i>L.A. Woman</i> was a continuation of the band's peak moments, a picture of the white bread blues the would carry the band through the 70's, with short bursts of jazzy blends and the peaceful, easy feelings that would saturate the scene for the rest of the decade.<br />
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Of course, the Doors faithful could also be incredibly wrong, and the mantra "take it easy" could also be seen as "spoiled laziness" among other observers, and The Doors certainly had a track record of taking the path of least resistance.<br />
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The reality of <i>L.A. Woman</i> is somewhere in the middle. There are moments of true brilliance, mostly contained within the epic sprawl of "Riders On The Storm" and the title track, both lengthy offerings in the band's penchant for drawn out dramas. The difference being that both of the tracks that ended up closing out sides one and two on the original release sounded nothing like their track record of over-seriousness, where charming film school boys could get away with a few moments of poetry recall and pouty snapshots.<br />
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For <i>L.A. Woman</i>, those boys were fat and fuzzy, wallowing in the notion of new directions and the new found grittiness that the Sunset Strip had gone from seedy to scary ("Motel, money, murder, madness").<br />
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By the time they called up L.A. notable Bruce Botnick, who took over after original Doors producer stood firm in his belief that "Love Her Madly" was a piece of shit. Botnick simply documents the band, so the hints of new directions and the reliance on the band's continual assertions that they are perfectly capable of playing the blues are found throughout L.A. Woman.<br />
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The fact remains that The Doors weren't the best interpreters of the blues, but at least Morrison's transition into middle-age (from a physiological standpoint) makes such blurts like "Well I've been down so goddamn long" sound halfway legitimate.<br />
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I say "halfway" because Jimbo is the weakest link throughout <i>L.A. Woman</i>. He farts around the same four or five notes throughout the entire record and his delivery is as lazy as its ever been.<br />
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If you get the sense that Morrison wanted to be somewhere else, then you'd be pretty spot on. While the rest of the band were busy plotting their ways to remain relevant in the new decade, Jim was thinking about a new life in Paris, where he would be able to focus on his poetry without the distractions of being in a rock and roll band.<br />
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The argument could be made that L.A. Woman is less about being required listening and more about being the last recorded documents of Jim Morrison. As an admitted fan, I can't subsribe to that cynicism because the record also contains some of his best work as a lyricist.<br />
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Those aforementioned long players are classic rock radio royalty, but there's a few under appreciated gems like "The Changeling," "Cars Pass By My Window," and "The WASP (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)" finally gets a proper release for its "stoned, immaculate" imagery.<br />
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Morrison even works up a bit of mysterious foreshadowing with "Hyacinth House." He revisits a bit of Greek mythology just like he did with "The End," (even quoting from the song itself, at one point) and in the very first line of the track, Jim visualizes his final resting spot ("I see the bathroom is clear") and gives fans a clear link to where he wants to go next.<br />
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Unfortunately, that next step would lead him to leaving this world entirely, and it's not exactly clear if The Doors would have continued on with additional success in the 70's had Morrison lived, or if Jim would have found an audience receptive to his poetic proclamations.<br />
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What is clear was how <i>L.A. Woman</i> became linked to greatness on the sheer fact that it followed tragedy.<br />
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While it is a fine Doors release, it is nowhere near the heights of their debut or even the band's first attempt at defining lazy SoCal blues with Morrison Hotel. It may not have been the album that made Morrison's passing more tragic, it certainly contains enough moments to warrant appropriate mourning-particularly among the remaining band members who were willing to risk tainting their legacy with a pair of records after his departure.<br />
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Jesus Christ.<br />
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Or should I say "Hail Satan!"<br />
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Whatever God you subscribe to, the correct answer is that you should be worshipping King Diamond instead.<br />
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And <i>Abigail</i> will become your Holy Bible.<br />
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Like most non-believers, I dismissed King Diamond records when they were first issued. The falsetto was humorous. The face paint predictable. The music wasn't compelling enough for me to focus on. And on top of it all, there was a guy I used to work with at a radio station that thought the world of them.<br />
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Come to think of it, the guy kind of looked like King Diamond, minus the white face and plus a hundred pounds. His hair was receding and he wore these creepy glasses. But other than that, he kind of looked like King Diamond.<br />
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And who am I kidding? The guy was a creeper, glasses or contacts, and he said lots of inappropriate things to women.<br />
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He was in his early 30's, and what the university would call a "non-traditional" student. He wore sweatpants and track pants a lot, but he was by no means athletic. He drove a brand new Yugo (no shit) and lived in the basement of his mother's home.<br />
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If it seems like I'm painting a very unflattering portrait of this man, it's because I am. I invested some time in him and overlooked a tremendous amount of faults in order to be swindled somewhat, and I don't take too kindly to things like that.<br />
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Initially, our relationship began with metal. I was coming off of it, but this cat was in the full swing of it. In a way, his advancing age and reluctance to dismiss metal like a proper adult was inspiring. Plus, he had an incredible amount of knowledge about heavy metal and hard rock.<br />
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On top of it all, he had a great radio voice, so I put him in charge of the station's heavy metal program that we had just scheduled into the format for Saturday nights. Prior to it, we had a show called "Saturday Night Live," where we played nothing but live albums for three hours straight. I argued that nobody is going to want to listen to a bunch of live records if they're looking for a soundtrack to their Saturday night.<br />
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But metal fans? Fuck yes.<br />
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I got a kick of watching him work. He smoked cheap cigarettes, but other than that, he was a teetotaler. He'd shut off most of the lights in the studio, have his entire show booked in advance-starting with a trippy, twenty-minute long mix of creepy metal and sound effects.<br />
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It was cool.<br />
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Anyway, King Diamond, Judas Priest, Queensryche, that kind of shit, typically lead off his Saturday Night metal show.<br />
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He'd get animated with his discussion and he rightfully challenged me in my newfound contempt of the genre. He could tell I was cracking, that there was no real logic behind why I turned my back on metal.<br />
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And he was right.<br />
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Nonetheless, I wasn't ready for King Diamond, and whenever that falsetto hit, any attempt to try and sell me on his art was 86'd.<br />
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He'd break out in a Diamond falsetto at the drop of a hat, just to get my goat. It was all in fun, and he gave good conversation. As a result, I lobbied hard for the guy, got him out of the weekend schedule and put him on the sales team during the days-where he began to STEAMROLL some accounts for the station. This success suddenly put him in the position of General Manager to my roll as Program Director-thereby leapfrogging him above me in terms of hierarchy.<br />
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Not that it mattered, because we were friends.<br />
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The success went to his head, and that's when the inappropriate comments towards women started. Staff members began to avoid him, and their uncomfortableness made me uncomfortable, particularly since I had vouched for the guy, yo.<br />
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When I confronted him about it, he shut down. He isolated himself in his office. He went a little bit nutty.<br />
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After a few months of this nonsense, I backed a talented young woman to replace him, and this made more of a distance between us. We went for long period of not speaking, and then suddenly his attire began to improve. Before long, he was wearing tied. Crazy shit.<br />
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Finally, the mystery was too much for me. I asked him about the getup. He flat out told me that he had given himself "to the Lord Jesus Christ." There was a hint of craziness in his eyes, or maybe it was just that creepy big man fucking with me. I didn't know, by that point.<br />
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He told me that he had met a woman at his mother's church. She was an attractive blonde, clearly out of his league, but she was on the rebound after a breakup, and he put away his crude commentary long enough to string him along into believing he had a shot with her.<br />
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But the first thing he needed to do to win her heart was to get rid of those pesky Satanic records.<br />
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By the next week, motivated by the time when I finally broke the silent treatment and spoke to him, he called me into his office.<br />
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"Todd, would you be interested in buying some of my cd's?"<br />
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"Which ones?"<br />
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"Oh," he paused for dramatic effect. "All of them."<br />
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I asked why. He told me the story. I said, "Are you sure?" It was pathetic as all get out, but this was a time when compact discs were like little pieces of silver, and they retailed for nearly as much.<br />
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He was offering sweeeeet deals, so I drove over to his mother's house in Waterloo and he walked me down to the basement where he kept a bachelor pad motif, that is if you can ever really have a bachelor pad in the basement of your mother's house.<br />
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He lobbied hard for King Diamond, but I stuck out for a bunch of Marillion imports. This really bothered him, as he searched the synapses of his grey matter to go over the lyrical content of this British progressive rock band.<br />
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He determined that there was indeed some evil within Marillion. As well as Aerosmith's <i>Get Yer Wings</i>, Guns 'N Roses <i>Appetite</i> <i>For Detruction</i> (he wanted too much for the original vinyl pressing, so I stuck with the standard cd version) and a copy of AC/DC's <i>Highway To Hell</i>. There were a few other titles as well-more cds than vinyl-and I made my way home with the booty.<br />
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Not more than a month later, he was back to wearing sweatpants, bumming cigarettes, and becoming a bit more social. But it was too late. Bridges had been burned. Metal shows hosted by another (not as good) host. Advertising accounts had been left unattended, only to be hustled by other stations.<br />
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And religious girlfriends will typically put the dumpy King Diamond guy out to pasture, the moment their ex-boyfriend calls again, promising to conform.<br />
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"Hey Todd," the deflated man said before he exited my life for the final time, "Would you ever consider selling back those Marillion albums back to me?"<br />
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I'd actually be quiet interested to see how he's doing, but I needed to write out this long-winded introduction to a King Diamond review to remind myself why that would be a bad idea.<br />
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The stories intersect only on the two minor details that 1.) The radio dude kind of looked like a fat, balding version of King Diamond and 2.) he really liked King Diamond.<br />
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I'm sure he told me all about the concept of <i>Abigail</i>, just as I'm sure as I ridiculed it, deeming it not worthy of further consideration. But if the years have made me more nostalgic, they've also made me wiser and more tolerant of such topics as theatrics-specifically, the kind that originate in Europe.<br />
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Diamond, a Dane, lifts heavily from classical scales and operatic drama in his work. With <i>Abigail</i>, he creates a lyrical Victorian nightmare-its plot a detailed story arc of murder, ghosts, and some obligatory seven horsemen.<br />
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The arrangements are just as detailed, with loads of fingertapping flourishes and speedy scale runs, all punctuated by drummer Mikkey Dee's impressive kit work.<br />
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But it's Diamond's vocal strategies-alternating from a metallic bark to an operatic wail, even in mid-verse. His performance verges on pure insanity in some moments, while other times it sounds as those there may indeed be someone else behind the wheel of Diamond's twisted art.<br />
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<i>Abigail</i> is straight-up frightening if you let the album take hold and allow Diamond under your skin. To merely point out his attention-grabbing appearance and over-the-top vocal performance is only a lazy observation. The reality is that somebody spent an awful amount of attention to detail to come up with this nonsense, while we let bands with substantially less vision rule the roost in the American arenas.<br />
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<i>Abigail</i> proudly uses the metal vernacular to execute a very credible concept album that still sounds like nothing else you've ever heard. It's an album that many generations will continue to namecheck, but very few of its worshippers will be have the same royal bloodline that King Diamond has fathered with this near metal masterpiece.Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-30128343718172621802014-05-12T21:24:00.000-05:002014-06-08T18:42:30.007-05:00 Ghost Live <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The culmination of my 8-month obsession with the Swedish pop-metal band, <a href="http://www.infestissumam.com/">Ghost</a>. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I purchased tickets to this Chicago date months ago for myself and another friend who took the plunge into the band at the same time. We both entered this fascination with a certain awareness of how utterly ridiculous this band appears on the surface. With a frontman who dresses like a bizarro-world Pope and a line-up consisting of five "nameless ghouls" who wear generic Darth Vader costumes, it's clear from this visual eye candy that the band is attempting to initiate interest in the band before a note is even played.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Usually, such attempts are received by younger music fans quickly, which is why-as someone in their mid-40's and another man in their early 30's-may have approached Ghost as a guilty pleasure at first. We were keenly aware from the start that this was a band that probably wasn't designed for our age group. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Yet my ticket purchase was immediate. The prospect of seeing Ghost in a theatre, bellowing their Satanic message on Easter eve became almost an impulse decision when tickets for the show were first announced. To be honest, I wasn't aware that the date coincided with the Holy weekend, but it later became a perfect alibi for me to excuse myself from any Easter family activities taking place at my in-laws when the date drew near.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Of course, the Easter date sounds more sinister than it actually was. As I've mentioned before, Ghost's image is intentionally provocative and their Satanic message is nothing more than a bunch of grown men cobbling together Anglican phrases that appear evil on the surface. A closer examination only reveals how English is the band's second language and how lifting bits of the Book of Common Prayer can provide a career full of source material and controversy, provided that there are still a few folks who manage to stroll in for Sunday service.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Is all of this lost on Ghost's fans? Hard to say, as the line to the sold-out show circled around the block of the Vic Theatre featured a wide array of audience members. There were the obvious heavy metal fans in jeans and black concert tees alongside Goths who lined up behind middle-aged men who seemed to be channeling bits of (I'm guessing) their previous devotion to KISS towards their new Swedish masters.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Besides, everyone knows that KISS stands for "Kings In Satan's Service" anyway.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">We took up behind a couple at the end of the line who were quietly waiting for the doors to open. The man, a balding gentleman wearing a ratty trench coat and looking like Riff Raff from the <i>Rocky Horror Picture Show</i>. His companion sported long, green hair and leggings tucked into a pair of Doc Marten boots. She had taken the time to paint the logo and an image of the band's debut album on her footwear. He smoked cigarettes and didn't say a word to her the entire time we waited for the doors to open.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The line moved quickly as the doors opened and we made our way to the balconies as soon as we entered. One of the perks of being older is knowing that the general admission floor would quickly fill with younger folks who are capable of standing for extended periods of time and who don't mind jockeying for position the entire duration of the sets of both the opening band and headliners.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Speaking of, <a href="http://kingdude.bandcamp.com/">King Dude</a>-a trio of Seattle folk-rock naysayers with similar religious criticisms-opened for Ghost, in an attempt for thematic consistency, but delivering nothing short of a complete train-wreck of styles. I looked over at my friend and noticed that he was in the middle of a short nap, which is pretty close to my own opinion of King Dude's performance.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">To pass the time during their set, we struck up a conversation with an attractive and inked woman who had noticed my friend's nap time and also felt it was amusingly appropriate. She was at the show with her partner, who happened to be one of the head honchos at Kuma's Corner-a Chicago eatery known for their upscale burgers named after heavy metal bands.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">A few months ago, the restaurant introduced the "<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/03/burger-with-communion-wafer_n_4037596.html">Ghost Burger</a>" in honor of the band: a white cheddar cheeseburger with ghost pepper aioli, moistened with some red wine reduction (the "blood" of Christ, if you're seeing where this is going) and topped with a communion wafer. I remember reading about this last fall and immediately thinking "That sounds remarkably tasty!" without even considering how others would react to having a stale, tasteless cracker sitting on top of this carnivorous gem.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">But apparently, a lot of Catholics didn't appreciate having "the body of Christ"crown a patty of beef named after such a notorious band who regularly sings a song with a chorus that reads, "Hear our Satan prayer/The anti-Nicene Creed." Protests were swift and decisive, and after a week or so of trying to patch things up, Kuma's Corner pulled the burger from the menu and the matter was forgotten.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Our concert neighbors told us that the band had actually visited the location earlier that day, taking pictures with children and their parents who presumably know about the band's history, and that Ghost's frontman usually ditches his normal hat, robe and skull make-up when roaming around with the band off stage. For these moments, he dons what appears to be an old man mask, nicely touched up with make-up and wearing a tailored suit. He speaks with a phony baloney Italian accent, perhaps in an attempt to convey an aura of legitimacy to the role he is playing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The band wasn't talking today, hitting a local record store for photo opportunities but no discussion. The restaurateurs told us that they brought back the "Ghost Burger" especially for the event, and that several fans-including a few families-dropped by on their way to the show. Sure enough, we noticed a few parents who had brought their kids to the show, a questionable decision if you asked me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">It's not necessarily the fact that Ghost are purported Satanists, it's more of an issue that the children I noticed were young enough to have no real understanding of the complex history of religion, let alone a discussion of the nuances of good and evil.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">While most of us in attendance were in on the joke and aware of the humor that goes into building the characters that serve as the members of Ghost, there were a few who took this shit way too seriously, chief among them King Dude.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">After his set, a few audience members blurted out a few "Hail Satan(s)!" or "Satan rules!" while the road crew dutifully put together the stage set. For the most part, our section was made up of a large portion of the older crowd and, as expected, the floor area was filled with the younger contingency, including one dedicated young lady who came dressed as a nun in white face.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">There were the obligatory church windows in back of the stage, but other than this minimal religious imagery, the rest of the band's visual arsenal relied on smoke and lighting. There were no amplifiers present and stage risers held the keyboardists on stage right ("Nameless Ghoul"- Keyboards) and a very basic drum kit on stage left ("Nameless Ghoul" - drums) which featured on bass drum and floor toms only.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The load-in music consisted of various religious chanting, which may or may not have prompted those aforementioned outbursts. Prior to the dramatic shift in music, classic rock and metal favorites had been playing over the p.a., including a spin of Journey's "Don't Stop Believing," which had a large portion of the crowd singing very un-ironically with it.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The lights went out and five nameless ghouls made their way on stage to the pre-recorded choir of the opening moments of their second album, <i>Infestissumam</i>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">There are moments of this record in which I adore, but there are many more that I'm still not fond of. Thankfully, a big chunk of Ghost's recent set list continues to pull from their debut, the far-superior <i>Opus Eponymous</i> as well as the title track of the band's last e.p. and an eerie cover of The Beatles' "Here Comes The Sun" which features a baby crying during the recorded introduction.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">While there were many moments of taped portions (the acoustic ending of "Genesis" were lifted directly from the album version) it wasn't as intrusive as the fact that not being able to see the faces of the nameless ghouls seriously inhibits the ability to really get into the band's heavier moments. With no facial expressions, the guitar shredding becomes uneventful; the showmanship lost.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Which means it's up to Papa Emeritus (II) to carry the weight of the crowds attention. And that's easier said than done, particularly when your frontman is restricted by a Pope's hat and a religious robe. He would slowly pace the stage, using his hands to either dramatically gesture to the crowd or "conduct" the nameless ghost guitarists who were soloing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The crowd would get quiet whenever Papa spoke in between songs, which was only a few times and nearly impossible to understand ("What'd he say?" was a common question from my friend next to me). During some of the musical interludes, Papa would exit the stage, leaving the rest of the band to execute a very precise and unwavering performance. The mix was balanced and the sound was surprisingly comfortable without hearing protection in the front of the Vic's balcony.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">There is very little deviation between the set on one night verses another, suggesting that the show may be extremely choreographed and well paced. But the reality is that Ghost display a very minimal stag show at this point in their career-which may or may not be akin to the package that KISS used to roll into town with such proficiency early in their career, just before the floodgates open.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Whether or not such success is building behind Ghost is anyone's guess at this point, as the verdict is out on how successful an outfit with a Satanic pop metal band from Sweden will be in puritanical America-particularly one with a surprisingly blues-free foundation. We tend to like our anti-religious venom to be housed in long hair aggression with ample amounts of testosterone and guitar mutilation.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">There's none of that going on here-and to top it off, Papa Emeritus' voice (when he isn't talking in character) is filled with more fey notes than any real deep balls worship or tortured soul wailing. It's a pop construct at this point, where Ghost's most heaviest of moments have a very prevalent undercurrent of camp and twisted enjoyment of yanking on people's rosaries.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Leading all of this was Emeritus, who was either way too into his character to adequately deliver his lines or was genuinely flabbergasted at the devotion demonstrated by a bunch of very admiring fans who showered their affection whenever the band silenced in between songs.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Admittedly, he is quite a sight. You literally can't take your eyes off of him during the show-even if some of that reason is because the rest of the line up is purposely lacking any human acknowledgement. Regardless if Emeritus was doing very little in terms of adding to the material from its original performances or from a crowd interaction perspective, he was at least giving off the appearance of some kind of evil deity throughout the evening. Arms would extend up to the stage the moment he leaned forward, eyes would seek out his with intense admiration when he gazed into the people and gifts of roses were presented to him at the end of the set when the air of finality began to creep into the set.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I suppose in a way, these were the ones who really needed presiding over-the disenfranchised who would knowingly take up with a clever pop metal band with dark overtones and an amplified image that's to die for. The pun in that statement is intended for the rest of us-the ones who "get" the fact that all of this is a carefully constructed agent provocateur. The audience members that didn't understand that were already in need of some spirituality to begin with, and given the alternate options of Satanic metal offerings, we should probably be thankful for the fact that they've aligned themselves with such philosophical lightweights like Ghost.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">One thing the band does remarkably well is to translate this image into a marketing juggernaut. The merchandise table features a wide plethora of t-shirts (most of them working off of a movie poster, like <i>Scarface </i>or <i>Jaws</i>) and moving up to such high-end items like vibrators with Papa Emeritus' likeness on the end ($100). As awesome as the merchandise was, the novelty of them is probably best left to the younger bums as even my thirtysomething friend made the comment later on after purchasing a t-shirt, "When am I ever going to be able to wear this?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">In this regard, Ghost are operating on the same level as any other religious institution: using the pulpit to motivate parishioners to pull out their wallets and feed the offering plate. The difference is that Ghost is a helluva more captivating than most religious services and I'd much rather be in the clergy of "Ghuleh/Zombie Queen" (the stunning first number of the encore) than the lame rendition of "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj_BvlYFyEg">My Redeemer Live</a>s" that seems to find its way into contemporary Christian services across America.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">And based on the articles I've read about the band's namesake hamburger, a lot more tasty than the communion wafer they service at my own church.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><i><b>Setlist</b></i>:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Infestissumam</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Per Aspera ad Inferi</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Ritual</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Prime Mover</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Jigolo Har Megiddo</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Con Clavi Con Dio</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Elizabeth</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Body and Blood</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Death Knell</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Here Comes the Sun
(Beatles cover)</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Depth of Satan's Eyes</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Stand by Him</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Genesis</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Year Zero</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">If You Have Ghosts
(Roky Erickson cover)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><i>Encore</i>:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Ghuleh/Zombie Queen</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Monstrance Clock </span>Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-12510666374739699792014-05-01T12:01:00.000-05:002014-05-17T09:56:12.107-05:00Peter Criss - Let Me Rock You<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuCUYnAr98DIyoVfLHhokPvTG-e6NCuFpAnBzdHqBk7BsZdhhOXaS-Caq91DmePTfKMVuTd8sUipbRQbcw8vt66au-A7iuyLjQ1tEtx-5hGoF_4PG0TB59rvpP1jkA4_4qgo4u5A/s1600/stars-1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuCUYnAr98DIyoVfLHhokPvTG-e6NCuFpAnBzdHqBk7BsZdhhOXaS-Caq91DmePTfKMVuTd8sUipbRQbcw8vt66au-A7iuyLjQ1tEtx-5hGoF_4PG0TB59rvpP1jkA4_4qgo4u5A/s1600/stars-1.gif" /></a><br />
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There was a bit on controversy when the original line-up of KISS could not play nice and dish out a few songs together during the band's induction ceremony into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And while the decision not to perform was petty and a slap to the face of many KISS fans, Paul Stanley or Gene Simmons could have easily pointed out Peter Criss' solo albums as the reason why they would never want to perform with the Cat Man ever again.<br />
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If you're keeping track, we're only up to the third Criss solo record (the second since his departure from KISS) and already there is a huge pattern emerging. Criss had ample time-and one would assume, ample resources-to piece together a coherent ensemble of musicians and songs in his slow pace of solo releases.<br />
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Coming off two years since his abysmal <i>Out Of Control</i> release, <i>Let Me Rock You</i> finally shows Peter without any hint of his KISS past on the cover, but within the grooves it finds him to be continually haunted by his past while having no plan as to how he can escape it and no clue of how what kind of artist he'd like us to view him ass.<br />
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Instead, Criss teams up once again with producer Vini Poncia, an enabler of rock drummers (see Ringo Starr) and the man who is also complicit in reducing KISS into disco-chasing poseurs who completely disregard the impact it would have on the band's overall credibility. With his help, he demonstrated how far the band was willing to go in terms of sacrificing their wobbly credibility for the sake of a chart topper.<br />
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Poncia was Criss' suggestion, so it's not as if there isn't plenty of blame to go around here. But what's interesting is how Criss continues to use Vini even after he's logged some pretty disastrous results previously. Even stranger, Poncia was hired <u>back</u> by KISS for some additional shit-flinging in the studio later on during the 80's, hinting that the band's camp is pretty limited on networking and even suggests how willing they are to tolerate mediocrity over someone who would come in an challenge the band and compete with their egos.<br />
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The thing is, there should be no ego left in Criss at this point. By 1982, he was largely forgotten, except for the ever-present KISS fans, and he rewards this diminishing base with songs that alternate between half-assed hard rock songs devoid of any bite right next to Criss' and Poncia's history of Brill Building devotion. It's a mess of competing styles and lazy execution, seemingly suggesting that it is our responsibility to find the hooks within this clusterfuck and credit Criss for being more talented than he actually is.<br />
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The Cat Man only contributes to the creation of 2 of <i>Let Me Rock You</i>'s 10 selections, and he utilizes a pair of session drummers for the proceedings too, all of which begs the question: "So what did Peter Criss actually do for this solo record?"<br />
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Evidently, not much. With no drumming, no character in his vocal abilities and no actual songs that have any sort of personal relevance, <i>Let Me Rock You</i> is, at best, contractual obligation, serving no purpose other than to continue his former band's penchant for socking it to the wallets of their fans and further damaging Criss' reputation by forcing these schmucks to eat his shit.<br />
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The irony of allowing the Gene Simmons song "Feels Like Heaven" into his third record is a great example of how little Criss really cares about his own quality control. He even lets Russ Ballard (again, another KISS enabler) add a few tracks to the cause and even a young kid named Steve Stevens (of Billy Idol fame) gets a shot and showing off his own shiny turds with one of the worst tracks on the release, "First Day In The Rain."<br />
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But the absolute worst is Criss cover of John Lennon's "Jealous Guy," which is riddled with an abundance of echo that try to cover up Peter's lack of vocal abilities and which are delivered at such an awkward pace that you'd be forgiven if you questioned the man's ability to keep tempo.<br />
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<i>Let Me Rock You </i>is Criss' third dud in a row, so pathetic that it makes Gene and Paul seem brilliant in their hiring of the tiny lapdog known as Eric Carr. It also provides some legitimacy in the notion that KISS fans will buy nearly <u>anything</u><i> </i>related to the band and how Gene and Paul may have had the right idea in keeping Criss away from the reunion proceedings over thirty years after this hairball was first released.Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-82311884981192387622014-04-05T14:06:00.000-05:002014-04-05T14:06:10.845-05:00Choking On The Ashes Of The Inevitable: 20 Years After The Death Of Kurt CobainFor 20 years, I knew this day was coming.<br />
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It was foreshadowed on April 8, 1994, my "official" date of the death of Kurt Cobain - the day they found his body laying on its back on the second floor in the greenhouse of his 171 Lake Washington Boulevard residence.<br />
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This is the day that I recognize the death of Kurt Cobain.<br />
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I'm serious. One of the things I remember about that date was how weird it would be revisiting it twenty years later. At that time, it would have been a little over twenty years since the death of Janis, Jim and Jimi. I don't exactly remember those dates, so the only death I could really compare it to was the death of John Lennon as both seemed to provide me with an overwhelming sense of sadness. And while I was despondent over the murder of John Lennon, I clearly remember my sadness being mixed with heavy amounts of anger at the news of Kurt Cobain.<br />
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I was working in small market radio and having a great time. Part of that happiness was due to Nirvana. They had turned a very formulaic format into infinite possibilities, and it was a great time to be a part of that. For my money, 1991/92 would stand out as one of the high points of the rock and roll timeline, ranking next to such infamous dates as 1967 or 1977. It was our moment, and maybe that's why it's hard to look back on it now.<br />
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Cobain had been missing for several days at this point, and the rumors of a suicide attempt in Rome were prevalent. I had purchased a bootleg CD called<i> Roma</i> that documented a live performance from around this time. The music was obviously from a soundboard recording as the fidelity is great and even the performance - recorded on February 22, 1994 - is surprisingly stellar considering he was just a few weeks away from his first suicide attempt and just a few weeks more away from his eventual execution of it.<br />
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The packaging of <i>Roma</i> was very professional in appearance, but the content was clearly slopped together. The photo collage is an orgy of Cobain shots, including a disturbing and prophetic band shot with Kurt holding a shotgun to his mouth. Again, this was released just a few weeks prior to his suicide.<br />
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An author with a very limited vocabulary penned a few paragraphs about the band's notorious struggles during the first few months of 1994. "A near fatal accident in Rome has brought our the vultures hungry for a corpse" wrote the uncredited author, before adding a few swipes at Eddie Vedder and soliciting sympathy for Kurt, Courtney Love and the other members of Nirvana. "It's going to take a lot more than this to knock down Nirvana's wall" continued the brief declaration, unaware that the wall was just about to be demolished with a quick shotgun blast to the head.<br />
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A representative from Elektra Records had called me and told me the news. I was in my office, obvious to the events. I went to the news room and began to scour the AP wire for information. "A body has been discovered at the residence of Kurt Cobain" began the initial results. By the time of the start of my 2:00 pm airshift, the body was confirmed as Cobain's. I started every hour of my airshift with a Nirvana song and dutifully reported the news at any available break.<br />
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I heard the afternoon's news person talking to someone in the newsroom. "What an asshole! Committing suicide when there's a baby involved. How selfish!" It was hard to argue, yet hard to accept. This was the first musician of my generation that I explicitly related to, and the first one to explicitly disappoint me. I went into the room off of the station's studio where we kept a shitload of vinyl singles for years past and cried while "All Apologies" played. The news person came in and brought back all of the commercial carts that were used for her top of the hour news broadcast. She noticed that I was crying in the other room and seemed to understand that the words I heard her say moments before were probably left unsaid, given the circumstances.<br />
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I had semi-broken up with my girlfriend at the time, as she had taken a job close to the Minnesota border and moved out of our apartment. I moved back into my parent's home for a temporary residence, the entire event serving as an end to the salad days of my radio career, Cobain's suicide then serving as an exclamation point to its finish.<br />
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The event served as a clarion call to end any youthful aspirations of music, broadcasting, or anything related to the industry of both. I began to lift myself out of my limited economic resources and fell into a "straight" job where I began to earn a legitimate living, later realizing that the decision came at a price. I put the Nirvana records away and made little attempts to revisit them.<br />
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After my airshift that night, I went home to my parent's house. My mother had heard the news and quietly approached me in their sunroom as I watched the live MTV News feed of the suicide. "I'm sorry that the singer of the band you liked died" she offered. "I know you were a big fan."<br />
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"I was."<br />
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That weekend, I drove the five hours up to my ex-girlfriend's place and we watched the ongoing reports of Cobain's death on MTV. She cried continually and this bothered me as she was initially dismissive of Nirvana and chastised my enthusiastic support of them. <br />
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Everyone is entitled to a chance to change, I suppose, so I kept my own callous opinions about what I considered to be her carpetbagging support to myself. We had seen Nirvana perform in a basketball gymnasium just months prior, and now that event would be sealed with his death. I relayed how the phone lines at the radio station lit up when school let out from lots of kids calling in to confirm the news. She began to cry again.<br />
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Months later, we went and saw Hole play at First Avenue in Minneapolis. Looking back, it served as our own funeral of sorts for Cobain as well as an end to our relationship. The day after the show was the last time I ever saw her. In another example of my own about-face, I later hooked up with the news reporter that was initially so verbal about her thoughts on Cobain's death. We married a few years later in Las Vegas with an Elvis impersonator officiating.<br />
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Even though my life is light-years away from that moment 20 years ago, I remember the event vividly. Coming into 2014, I was reminded that today would be coming, and I avoided acknowledging the subject until now and the inevitable articles that commemorate the event.<br />
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Newly released photographs of the death scene?<br />
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Fuck you.<br />
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Courtney Love hinting at a potential Hole reunion?<br />
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Fuck you, too.<br />
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Nirvana being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?<br />
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"Corporate magazines still suck."<br />
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Instead of looking back on this day of Cobain's violent conclusion, I'd like to discuss why no band has been able to tap into the same level of cultural significance as Nirvana did even though two decades have come and gone.<br />
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Or maybe Cobain's shotgun ended that notion along with his life as well.Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-27272159773685531372014-04-04T20:16:00.000-05:002014-06-05T21:13:14.897-05:00Nina Hagen - Nunsexmonkrock<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg37Sb4Aqz1mpp4Qj-NqyG0EkLgDKyjNQRPJh60EJM_bdSpRrPs52FpbvgHdteJdVOBoD3LbwjASjySSluqb-6o84E_0UTad9odJbN46FEW3g-pkWyNkYVdwD_EHMfc9EuFOu5BLQ/s1600/stars-4.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg37Sb4Aqz1mpp4Qj-NqyG0EkLgDKyjNQRPJh60EJM_bdSpRrPs52FpbvgHdteJdVOBoD3LbwjASjySSluqb-6o84E_0UTad9odJbN46FEW3g-pkWyNkYVdwD_EHMfc9EuFOu5BLQ/s1600/stars-4.gif" /></a><br />
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Released in 1982 - the same year as Kate Bush's landmark album <i>The Dreaming</i> was issued - Nina Hagen's <i>Nunsexmonkrock</i> is probably best described as the crazy German cousin of that Bush offering. It is a widely epic statement that uses genres as its personal bitch, executed by an artist with a stunning, non-traditional vocal range that bounces between terror and beauty in seconds.<br />
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And it starts that way with the very first song, "Antiworld," featuring tribal drums beats and Middle Eastern tones, all while Hagen bounces off reverberated versions of herself-each one a demonic and terrifying force. Compared to <i>The Dreaming</i>'s opener "Sat In Your Lap," Hagen gets the nod for straight up intimidation. It's unlike anything you've ever heard, and it's the first song on the fucking album.<br />
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Cut two "Smack Jack" begins with polite early 80's rhythms and it sucks you into its familiar spaces of synthesizers and cleanly strummed guitars. All good until Hagen begins singing like an elderly Eastern European Jewish grandmother with throat cancer and possessed by the devil. She howls underneath in another overdubbed voice and by the chorus she speeds up the tempo to a gallop and begins screaming "Shoot it up, smack jack!" It's incredible drama, and even Hagen agrees with yet another voice appearing from the corners with the observation, "Junkies...are very sentimental."<br />
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"Taitschi-Tarot" channels Yoko Ono excercises quite nicely as thoughts on reincarnation. It leads into Hagen's tip-toes into the heavy metal arena with wails that are an octive higher than Maiden's Bruce Dickenson and run right next to an opera Hagen that's dubbed on top of the whole mess.<br />
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By the end of <i>Nunsexmonkrock</i>, we've been professionally introduced to her infant daughter Cosma Shiva Hagen, an array of childlike voices, an eerie male demon, and five minutes on the subject of UFOs ("You are not alone!! Remember, it's true!!") underneath a mechanical syncopated beat.<br />
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Yes, <i>Nunsexmonkrock</i> can be an overwhelming barrage of voices, noises, and genres all lobbed together in a package that questions both Hagen's sanity and her own place in the world of recorded music. Because, quite honestly, the only other person I can think of who's accomplished this level of uncompromising music has a last name of Beefheart or Ubu. Shouldn't we be placing Hagen in the same breath?<br />
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<i>Nunsexmonkrock</i> makes a great case that we should.<br />
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"1968 is over!" Hagen reminds us, before screaming "Future is Now!" and some thirty years later, it still hasn't arrived, even when the spaceshit can be found right in the grooves of this warped masterpiece.<br />
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<br />Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-54016895747429948652014-03-23T21:52:00.000-05:002014-04-05T11:37:36.535-05:00Kate Bush Returns To The Stage After 35 Years<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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During my formative dating years, there became a point within the relationship where I would introduce the young woman to the other love of my life: Kate Bush.<br />
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It could be a very daunting moment because, admittedly, Kate is an acquired taste, and she sometimes wasn't received with the same amount of enthusiasm as I possessed. From this point, depending on the reaction, a few ladies were taken farther into this woman's work. These ended up becoming weirdly significant in terms of how deeply I felt about the person in the relationship. To love Kate was to love a part of me, I suppose, and if they could somehow see the brilliance of Kate then they could somehow relate to me better.<br />
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And they always understood that I would leave them at a moment's notice if Kate ever called up to propose.<br />
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Midwestern Top 40 radio (yes, the region makes a difference) was an unexciting mix of uninspired hits and Wonder bread melodies. Sometimes you would hear a track bubbling under the Top 20 songs, but these spins were restricted to evenings and overnights. There was very little space provided to chance and anything deemed too "urban" for these stations was avoided like the plague.<br />
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Bush managed to crack the U.S. Top 40 with "Running Up That Hill," a song that did ease its way into the area radio stations before quickly retreating once again. A few girlfriends vaguely remembered the track, but admittedly, this song was somewhat of an anomaly compared to her album tracks.<br />
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Moving backward reveals a weirder muse working with Bush, and those earlier records also add a touch of youthful flamboyance. It's in full view on the <i>Live At Hammersmith Odeon </i>concert, a video released in the early 80's that remains as the only recorded document of her 1979 <i>Tour Of Life</i> shows. For a few "lucky" ladies, I would whip out a shitty vhs dubbed copy of this performance and wax on and on about how great of an artist Kate was.<br />
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The <i>Tour Of Life</i> is getting a lot of attention lately, thanks to the huge news that Bush would be returning to the stage this Fall in a 15 date tour being called <i>Before The Dawn</i>. Trouble is: these 15 dates are in London, as the reclusive Bush is reportedly not a fan of flying, making the idea of a world tour highly unlikely.<br />
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So if you want to get a pair of tickets for the shows, you're left with this option: try to find them at one of the four dates in August or any one of the dates until September 19th at a venue in London that only holds about 3,600. The servers to Kate's website crash when news of these new live dates went public, so I would imagine that these 3,600 x 15 seats will go insanely fast.<a href="http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/music/kate-bush-completely-overwhelmed-as-concert-tickets-sell-out-in-less-than-15-minutes-30134957.html"> Edit</a>: They sold out within 15 minutes. They've now added 7 additional dates to the initial 15, but those have also sold out.<br />
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This proves to be an issue for a fan like me, from Iowa, and without suitable resources that I can drop everything this September and fly over to London to catch a show, never mind the near impossibility that I could even get a ticket to begin with.<br />
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The murmurs about Kate's return to the stage began a few years ago. It was believable to the point where I could actually see how the current state of the music industry may the idea of Bush performing again a reality. I'm guessing that her semi-retirement and loonnnggg stretches in between records was funded by consistent record sales, sales that have all but shriveled up.<br />
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While I certainly don't expect Ms. Bush to divulge her bank ledger to the world, I can't help but wonder if this entire project is financially motivated. But whatever. In the end it's prompting Kate to work in a medium that hinted at enormous potential the last time she graced the stage.<br />
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Which begs the question: Why did she leave the stage after her promising debut?<br />
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The rumor was the death of a young lighting crew member during one of the tour dates caused her to avoid live performances, but there was very little supporting this theory.<br />
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In 2011, she cited "exhaustion" to <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/rockandpopmusic/8468318/Kate-Bush-hopes-to-perform-live-before-she-is-too-ancient.html">The Telegram</a>, which if you've seen the Hammersmith-Odeon video, you can clearly understand how plausible the explanation is. There are numerous costume changes, ridiculously theatrical choreography, and a sprite Kate utilizing a microphone headset while running around the entire stage for a solid 90 minutes. It's both hard to watch and hard to look away from, but when you consider it's the warped vision of a 20 year old woman and compare it to the hyper-sexual theatrics of a Miley Cyrus concert, you tend to appreciate it more. Kate is clearly working from a more advanced inspiration during these shows.<br />
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Ironically, the attempt to promote or report on the sexuality of her performances was another reason Kate walked away from live performances. Her early records are filled with songs of sex, lust, menstruation and pregnancy-all very striking statements from someone just barely of age. The live performances don't exactly exploit these topics as they do visualize them, and more recently she's cited the uncomfortable feeling she had with that focus on her sexuality as another reason she's isolated herself in the studio ever since.<br />
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Looking at the output she's provided since that tour from 1979, I'm fine with that decision. But I'm also hugely intrigued at her return to the stage and hope that it's not a retirement set. I'm also hoping that the reports of her fear of flying don't prevent her from coming to America at some point, but I'm realistic and understand that this will probably never happen.<br />
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I've already begun to formula a dream set list for the London dates, but even the title <i>Before The Dawn</i> seems to indicate there's something special afoot. Of course, that's always been the case with Kate. And if I ever want to be reminded of that, I can always return to the color-saturated video of the <i>Tour Of Life</i> that still resides in the few vhs tapes that have made it this far.<br />
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I couldn't let it go.<br />
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Unlike all those former girlfriends who were treated to a showing of this flawed relic, I'm still true to my first love.Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-15565305452387618302014-03-21T14:34:00.000-05:002014-03-22T14:34:54.616-05:00The Big Dumb Love Of My Husband's Stupid Record CollectionOh yeah, the other thing...<br />
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The last few weeks have produced a buttload of hits for Sarah O'Holla, a librarian who has thankfully understood how awesome her last name is while probably enduring a lifetime of continually canned lines like "Yes, that's my real name" and "Yes, I'll give you a 'holla' back soon."<br />
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Sarah is married to a guy named Alex Goldman and he has about 1,500 pieces of vinyl which, as anyone who has a record collection and has had to move into a new abode know, can be a real pain in the ass during moving day. After one such move, O'Holla pondered "What the fuck is with these things?" while Goldman probably didn't even bat an eye as he carried milk crate after milk crate of such titles as Adam Ant <i>Friend Or Foe</i> (I'm partial to <i>Strip</i>) and Anthrax's <i>Among The Living</i>.<br />
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But rather than complain about how stupid it is for lugging up all of these pieces of antiquated technology, O'Holla decided to learn a little bit more about the man she married by digging into those crates and checking out the records-one at a time-and record her thoughts on them for her website, <a href="http://alltherecords.tumblr.com/">My Husband's Stupid Record Collection</a>.<br />
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The title alone got record geeks across the country a bit pissed, in a way where I'm almost embarrassed to acknowledge it. Believe me, any record fan with a hint of self-awareness has uttered these same words every time they've lugged up another box of these things, contemplating the need to have a document of something that has already burned a hole in their memory.<br />
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For some, just the hint that their passion was "stupid" brought out the fangs, and soon message boards were full of comments suggesting that O'Holla had no right to write about such things, particularly when she doesn't even get the vernacular right. On one post, she's lambasted for calling a gatefold sleeve something other than "gatefold sleeve" and another she's chuckled at for getting transfixed by a locked groove.<br />
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Within days of this, the online media caught wind of the kerfuffle and began reporting on it from a variety of different angles. One of the most prominent was how the record collecting culture is very male driven, to the point where the entire "teacher/student" aspect of how male music nerds attempt to "school" potential ladies into the club. Of course, then the entire notion of how men never really want the ladies into this exclusive club is introduced and supported by several examples of female critics dishing out examples of how men totally discount a woman's opinion of something, based entirely on their gender rather than their knowledge of the subject matter.<br />
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I began to think about my own interactions with women, and I can attest to contributing to some of this same behavior. I have a history of trying to "teach" people about new music, and I was probably less subtle about it when I was younger than I am now.<br />
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I can think of several examples of relationships where I made instructional mix tapes, promoting an agenda of music that I thought was cool, in an attempt to change the person away to whatever music they may have enjoyed previously.<br />
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The problem is, as I considered beating myself up over coming across as a snob abuser, was that I didn't exert this kind of behavior exclusively to women. In fact, there are probably double the number of examples of the teacher/student role within my own gender than any kind of condescending attitude towards music based on the other person's sex.<br />
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In fact, any kind of music instructions towards the ladies was coated with plenty of things like accessibility and lyrical hints, because, let's face it, a lot of this behavior was based on an idea that you're beginning a soundtrack of a potential relationship.<br />
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Any woman who possessed a modicum of interest in music or displayed a knowledge of facts regarding it was almost <u>immediately</u> placed on a higher level than any other woman. Think of that scene in <i>High Fidelity</i> where the bald dude hooks up with that chick from <i>Roseanne</i> and you've got a good idea of how men tend to melt when faced with a musical equal. It's what we're all secretly striving for inside.<br />
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But the Internet is a much different place, and definitely a much crueler one. I can't imagine the amount of straight-up anonymous hatred that O'Holla has probably endured already, feeding the idea that this discussion is legitimate one, even when it should be nothing more than a defense mechanism created by a bunch of uber-defensive babies with retarded social skills.<br />
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Because at the end of the day, that's what a bunch of us music geeks really are.<br />
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I looked at O'Holla's blog and thought, how lucky this man is. Not because of Sarah's physical appearance-she looks like a normal 32 year old woman and her and Alex seem to make a perfectly adorable couple. No, I was jealous at the fact that his wife took a harebrained idea over a few drinks and totally dug into the project.<br />
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Her words are wonderfully touched with the ears of a novice, but they also suggest that she possesses a certain amount of passion about the topic. Maybe not in the same manner that her husband seems to have a penchant for Adam Ant records, but ones in the sense where she considers every title with open ears.<br />
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What kind of man or woman wouldn't want a partner like that? Doesn't every one of us strive to find a partner who loves both the person that we are as well as the road that brought us there? To love Alex Goldman is to also love <i><a href="http://alltherecords.tumblr.com/post/78174521582/adam-and-the-ants-prince-charming">Prince Charming</a>.</i><br />
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From a personal standpoint, I would love it if my wife or other partner ever thought of such an idea, and even the thought of their amateur opinions on the subject matter increases the appeal. I love the idea of such observations as being fixated on Adam Ant's guitarist rotund appearance and the white tennis shoes of Anthrax, thereby eliminating any perceived threat of violence, despite what their lyric sheet might suggest.<br />
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I'm reminded of the women in my life who taught me a thing or two about music, holding their own with the other snobs to the point where their gender wasn't even a factor because their authority washing away any of the same nonsense being tossed around in O'Holla's direction.<br />
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Who knows. Maybe by the time she reaches the "G" section we can move beyond the dialogue of the walls that are needlessly put up because of O'Holla's gender and focus on her reaction as she discovers more about the life of her husband and the music that provided the soundtrack to it.<br />
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And from that freedom, we may be able to learn about some music that can become a part of our own lives in the process.<br />
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I'm happy to say that, because of the blog's review of The B-52's debut album, there is a metal version of "Rock Lobster" floating around that I music get my hands on.Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-22337487976123262882014-03-20T21:37:00.002-05:002014-03-21T08:16:21.480-05:00You Wanted The Best, You Got The Shaft! KISS Vs. The Rock & Roll Hall Of FameSorry. I took some time off to boycott winter.<br />
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Now that it’s Spring, let’s pick up with a Glam-Racket
tradition: making fun of the band KISS.<br />
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You really didn’t think that I would be able to ignore the
almost daily statements coming out of Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons concerning
their Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction, did you?<br />
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To be honest, I almost did, as the two co-founders
reluctance to perform with the other two co-founding members was nothing that
would really surprise the most fair weather of KISS fans, so why comment on it. <br />
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But what’s different here is the constant barrage of whining complaints
about the Rock Hall process, which has been a continual complaint by anyone who noticed how the RRHF overlooks certain genres and is managed by a few rich white boys with a limited view of rock music. Just because Gene and Paul have
suddenly brought the hypocrisy into the spotlight once again doesn't mean that we have to listen, particularly since their own actions are riddled with hypocrisy too. We have been talking about the lack of legitimacy and transparency in the RRHF for quite some time now and we will continue bitching about it long after these two wealthy men have hung up
their platform shoes and worked out a retirement plan with whoever wants to
assume the moniker for future KISS Army mouthbreathers.<br />
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Let’s begin there, where Paul Stanley suggested that KISS
will continue long after he and Gene call it a day. His first ridiculous
mistake is to suggest that the band KISS and the KISS corporation are two
separate things. If he wants to hint that someone will be granted the authority to
dress up like the band's characters and continue peddling KISS shows to whoever
wants to don the makeup, then he should be able to understand that there are a lot of people who resent this idea, particularly those who are drawn to the original members that got this band rolling.<br />
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Gene and Paul can remind us all they want that it was their idea and their hard work that made it all possible, but to pretend that Ace and Peter are not entitled to a certain amount of higher praise than later "members" is extremely shortsighted. If he is really sincere about letting other people use the original member's make up scheme and appearance, then all of his
phony baloney complaints about how other KISS members are deserving of a RRHF induction is suddenly irrelevant. He has
every legal right to allow other people to continue on with his band’s image,
but he doesn’t have the power to dictate to the rest of us how this line-up
will be received, or how many more fans feel that it was the original members that made the band what they were.<br />
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Obviously, to anyone with an ounce of logic in their head
recognizes that replacement members will only further taint the band’s reputation and secure
the very real fact that the band’s brief output featuring Gene, Paul, Ace and
Peter is the only part of KISS that's worth examining. And as someone who straight-up
hates this band, I’m smart enough to recognize that this original line-up was
hugely influential and deserves to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.<br />
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What’s so disingenuous about Paul’s constant complaining is
how he's suddenly incensed and has now assumed the role of the heavy. That has traditionally been
Gene’s m.o. He has a history of slighting Ace and Peter and questioning their contributions. To
now point out how these two members were often m.i.a. for much of the line-up’s
later records is silly, particularly since Paul and Gene signed off on trying
to pull the wool over their fans by suggesting that Ace and Peter were still active members when
the liner notes told otherwise. To only now fess up to their diminishing
contributions and continually suggest that their roles weren’t essential to
building the “product” is childish. There is nobody in their right mind that
will suggest that <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Lick It Up</i>, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Revenge</i> or <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Sonic Boom</i> is as influential as <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Destroyer</i>
or <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Rock and Roll Over</i> or that posters
of Tommy Thayer and Vinnie Vincent line the bedroom walls of rock and roll fans
around the world.<br />
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Besides, both Gene and Paul have cock-blocked Vincent’s
contributions and for years have suggested that his role in rebuilding KISS
during the mid-80’s unmasked period was not pivotal. The very reason that he
left the camp was because Gene and Paul never allowing him to be a true
member even when his material was essential in providing the band with their first gold record since <i>Unmasked</i>, even without makeup. Even Eric Carr, the drummer they
love to refer to and eulogize was never a full fledged member of KISS’ and never received full corporate authority with any of their licensing opportunities. They were paid to play, and anything with a logo at the merch table helped fund only two parties: Gene and Paul. So why
on earth are they now whining about not allowing anyone besides the
original line-up into the RRHF when they didn’t even offer these people full membership to begin with?<br />
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For many years, Paul seemed to be the most rational of the
two, particularly in regards to white-washing Ace and Peter’s struggle with
addictions and in acknowledging their contributions. Gene was usually the one
who brought up the stories of their abuse and lack of creative input, which is
ironic considering how Gene himself checked out during most of the 80’s,
leaving Paul alone to entertain his commercial drive, usually with outside
help.<br />
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Now, it seems that the roles have reversed: Gene seems
almost amiable when discussing the possibility of Ace and Peter joining him and
Paul onstage for a song or two.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Paul, on the other hand, goes ballistic at being told by the Hall of who is being honored and who isn't. Stanley seems bent out of shape that he wasn't consulted in all of this, and how the Hall wasn't interested in having the current configuration of the band perform during the ceremonies. Of course, Paul has a new autobiography that’s out, so it appears that
all of his fucking commentary is just another way to build interest for his pocketbook, never mind the fact that his band is now comprised of two poseurs who are merely hired hands.<br />
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Stanley likes to use the Grateful Dead as an example of how
unfair the RRHF has been to KISS and their desire to put on the makeup with
their two staff members and play during the induction ceremony. But nobody
gives a shit about the current configuration of KISS, so why not just admit
that you’ve run your logo into the ground, be a man and take the honor without
performing, an honor-by the way-that you fucking owe to the poor saps that
lobbied hard on your behalf?<br />
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All of Gene and Paul’s talk about how their fans are the
most important thing has been sullied by this entire fiasco. You could tell
that the two were hurt after being overlooked for so many years, but as soon as
they get in-under the condition that only the original membership gains
entrance-they pout and take their toys and go home. I believe that I even read
where one of them dared to suggest that the RRHF would be making money from
KISS’ legacy, so why would they allow the Hall’s leadership to dictate how
their band was going to be presented? <br />
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How about the fact that all of the band’s archives are only
taking up space in a warehouse at the moment, draining Gene and Paul’s
pocketbooks in rental fees when they could be placed in a venue designed to
display them, in turn building up interest in the band and opening wallets in
return. But neither KISS member likes the idea of someone else mucking up the
supply chain of KISS dipping directly in their fan’s pocketbooks.<br />
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Need proof?<br />
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Walk up to
Simmons in an unauthorized KISS t-shirt and ask him to autograph something.
Changes are he’ll refuse based upon the origins of your attire and then
browbeat you how you’re not a real fan by wearing a knockoff.<br />
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They also aren't very good at planning a business model beyond what's happening with their next, immediate product. After that, well it's just Paul Stanley talking a bunch of horseshit (does he really think fans are going to pay top dollar for an officially licensed cover band?) and Gene Simmons reminding us all how he's smarter, wealthier, and more promiscuous than the rest of us.<br />
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The band's immediate plans are a summer tour with Def Leppard, a package deal that enables them to capture an audience that might consider dropping $75 for a good seat to see both bands, but certainly not for one as the only headliner. I mean my wife saw Lep at a frigging county fair a few days after the boy was born, and that was nearly 11 years ago.<br />
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If KISS thinks that all of these incessant press releases that Gene and Paul keep issuing are going to translate into more ticket sales, then they are mistaken. For all of this talk to try an legitimize the band's current line up or to build any kind of sympathy for Stanley's bullshit concern for all of the other band members hired hands, they are merely showing how greedy and ego-driven they are by pretending that they are anything but a brand that based more on their history than any current creative output.You see a lot of references to the band's 40th anniversary, but let's be honest here: those four decades continue to pull from the original line up years quite heavily.<br />
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All they had to do was play nice for a night. Christ, they could have easily just gathered at the end of the performance for a one-off version of "Rock & Roll All Night" and then gone their separate ways. Instead, Simmons and Stanley needed to make it a fighting match after they've already won and gotten exactly what they wanted. Rather than confront the anger and bitterness for a mere three minutes and thirty seconds as a thank you to those fans that brought them out of their shitty little existence that was Wicked Lester, they piss on their own food supply.<br />
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Fuck KISS.<br />
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Take it back and give it to The Zombies.</div>
Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-77439345094090800102014-02-24T21:37:00.000-06:002014-02-27T11:03:02.081-06:00Ghost - Opus Eponymous<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg37Sb4Aqz1mpp4Qj-NqyG0EkLgDKyjNQRPJh60EJM_bdSpRrPs52FpbvgHdteJdVOBoD3LbwjASjySSluqb-6o84E_0UTad9odJbN46FEW3g-pkWyNkYVdwD_EHMfc9EuFOu5BLQ/s1600/stars-4.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg37Sb4Aqz1mpp4Qj-NqyG0EkLgDKyjNQRPJh60EJM_bdSpRrPs52FpbvgHdteJdVOBoD3LbwjASjySSluqb-6o84E_0UTad9odJbN46FEW3g-pkWyNkYVdwD_EHMfc9EuFOu5BLQ/s1600/stars-4.gif" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYECdx-2EzS1NXvwRhilT1n-XgFdB2YLad3ORi6INYBTjLehYlyvA0hYedC4t2l2ZLuqwRc16iJW5cF-gaXdjfm24Ho0BpmWO0fBQXWARLr_oQTdbgAxL_GyRbglsOOcSJCcdECQ/s1600/goe.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYECdx-2EzS1NXvwRhilT1n-XgFdB2YLad3ORi6INYBTjLehYlyvA0hYedC4t2l2ZLuqwRc16iJW5cF-gaXdjfm24Ho0BpmWO0fBQXWARLr_oQTdbgAxL_GyRbglsOOcSJCcdECQ/s1600/goe.jpg" height="320" width="318" /></a><br />
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I discovered Ghost with the second album, <i>Infestissumam</i>, a regrettable decision that was made in haste and nearly derailed any additional interest in the band. Take it from me, don't make the same mistake: begin your exploration of this Swedish sextet with their debut, <i>Opus Eponymous</i>.<br />
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If it weren't for the band's wonderful religious imagery and their incessant praising of Satan, chances are good that I would have probably ignored Ghost completely from that moment on.<br />
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Call it the devil's work or blame it on some subconscious backwards masking, but there was something compelling to me about a band working with an image that is most associated with aggression, volume and lots of testosterone while using an abundance of pop and melody in their quest to acquire your soul for the underworld.<br />
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The dichotomy was addictive, and the more I immersed myself in discovering Ghost, the more I began to appreciate their unique mission statement.<br />
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You have to understand that I grew up during a time where any association with the devil was viewed negatively. Sure, it may have been a little titillating to have a hint of Satanic imagery to gain interest in your music, but if you had any desire of financial success or commercial intent, you had to suppress the pentagrams and play nice. And part of "playing nice" meant making sure your product was acceptable to the record buyers of Sam Walton's joint and the God-fearing local business owners who made Motley Crue turn in their barely visible pentagram for the cover of <i>Shout At The Devil</i> into a boring quartet of photos of the band in garish make up.<br />
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Things were so bad that even televangelist Jim Bakker's network in the early 80's gave an hour a week to a show devoted entirely to "outing" bands with Satanic references and other suggestive evil matters. When the devil material got light, they would often spend an inordinate amount of time looking for backward masking on records and other issues of concern like sex, drugs, and doing drugs that may lead to sex. If it wasn't for this show, I would have never known the message "It's fun to smoke marijuana" could be heard if you played Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust" backwards.<br />
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My point is this: had the band Ghost tried any of this Satanic jive back in the day, they would have been <u>crucified</u> (ha!) by religious leaders and other do-gooders who didn't see the band's over-the-top theatrics as anything but a complete threat to our nation's youth.<br />
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I mean, you've seen <i>Paradise Lost</i>, right?<br />
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By 2010, the world was ready for a confirmed group of devil worshippers, at least not the kind that burn historic churches and eat the brain splatter of a fellow band member's successful shotgun suicide. No, Ghost are the <u>palatable</u> devil worshippers, the kind where their look oozes irony and their lyrics read like make believe Latin and lazy memories of the Anglican Book of Common Prayers. Fronted by Papa Emeritus, a Pope-like religious figure in skull make-up and supported by 5 masked and anonymous musicians known as "nameless ghouls," Ghost slightly suggest some elements of evil on a visual scale, but the shear audacity of their bold religious image is hard to accept as anything more than an ironic statement of our world's curious history with Christianity and evil.<br />
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This is all confirmed within moments of <i>Opus Eponymous</i>, the band's debut album. They're from Sweden, which also contributes to their lack of possessing any real threat against humanity, particularly since some of the band's initial seed money came from art grants divvied out by the Swedish government .<br />
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But the real nicety is found not within the band's peripheral image or religious doctrine, it's in the music itself. While undeniably a hard rock record, <i>Opus Eponymous </i>noticeably light on the aggressiveness. The keyboards are mixed as high as the guitars, leaving Papa Emeritus with plenty of room to sing without the aid of any cliched metal effects whatsoever.<br />
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<i>Opus Eponymous</i> reveals hints of Blue Oyster Cult's more accessible moments as well as hints of late 80's prog metal favorites Voivod, if they'd pointed their songs towards the bowels of hell instead of outer space.<br />
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"Lucifer, we are here/For your praise, evil one" sings Emeritus, showing neither much conviction in the topic itself, or much concern for intimidating the listener. His ambivalence towards metal's notorious history of nutswinging machismo is unsettling at first, but positively refreshing after repeated listens. And thanks to the record's good melodic sense and abundant parade of hooks, it is quite possible that <i>Opus</i> will amass more listens than you probably should admit to.<br />
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The guitars are impeccably appropriate, closely following warm, retro tones and vintage appointments. Besides tactful organs which are used abundantly throughout <i>Opus</i>, Ghost have enough smarts to let the bassist-again, listed as another "Nameless Ghoul"- tackle the low end without letting it be ruined by endless drop-D tuning strategies. Everything is wonderfully recorded in what sounds like a very analog environment. The performances are clever and tactfully restrained, representing a very respectful tribute to the era of music that it is obviously indebted to.<br />
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The impeccable musicianship makes it so much easier to sing and quietly giggle along with Emeritus' constant praises of Satan ("The Devil's power is the greatest one"), usually bordering on Cliffs Notes edition of religious phrases ("Hear our Satan prayer/The anti-Nicene Creed") with the occasional songs about Elizabeth Bathory, a royal Hungarian 17th century serial killer ("Her acts of cruelty/Her lust for blood/Makes her one of us").<br />
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<i>Opus Eponymous</i> is perfectly suited for vinyl, with its tidy running time and its cheesy Gothic cover art. As with any bit of seventies worship, <i>Opus </i>comes complete with the album's lyrics found inside its gatefold sleeve, written in some impossible read font that's as fun as shit to follow along to while you're giving it a spin. You'll be able to confirm the lyrics online if needed, and certain sites even provide song meanings as supplied by fans and devoted listeners of the record. The site that I visited listed "It's about Satan" as the explanation of every song on <i>Opus Eponymous</i>, and that explanation is entirely correct.<br />
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Not that it matters. You'll be able to recite every single ridiculous chorus, particularly since they're so infectious and enormously fun to sing along with. It was suggested that I failed to notice that important element -"fun" - in<a href="http://glam-racket.blogspot.com/2013/10/ghost-infesissumam.html"> my review of Ghost's second album</a>, and I suppose that criticism is somewhat fair. But it works better here on the band's debut, because the record's focus is so tightly centered on one topic (Satan) and the band's blueprint is based entirely on spreading the message of evil in the guise of a very entertaining thirty-five minute long package.<br />
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The pop elements, the strong performances, and the band's theatrics all combine perfectly to create a refreshing and unique approach that works surprisingly well in today's ADHD culture. For me, I think that the appeal was discovering a band that focused on something beyond the walls of reality, right out of the gate to the point where I relished the idea that Ghost isn't content with modest intentions. Ghost seems to be arena-ready from the start, a goal that is practically unheard of since hair metal got buried with <i>Nevermind's </i>ascension over two decades ago.<br />
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Maybe it's taken that long to be ready for such blatant attempt at lofty desires. Or maybe it's taken such the dramatic appearance of a make-believe Pope and his Darth Vader masked minions to make this kind of yearning to be acceptable again.<br />
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One thing is for sure: if you sit down and put on the second side of <i>Opus, </i>you'll find that it's damn near perfect- that is, if that corn cob of pretentiousness that's lodged in your ass isn't too out of reach. It's a great blend of hard rock's mid-70's worship with a very legitimate attempt to recreate some similar magic for today's rock and roll virgins. Because - I don't know if you've noticed - hard rock isn't what it used to be, and its lack of eye-catching excitement probably has something to do with it no longer being the bond of our youth. And while I'm certainly not suggesting the death of hard rock/heavy metal's is here or even imminent, I do notice a decline in its influence among our youth.<br />
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To correct this, I see nothing wrong with eliciting the help of Satan himself to make sure the impressionable ears of our youth at least give hard rock a chance. Perhaps that's achieved with a band working something that's bigger in scope that what their garage or basement can provide or what their laptop can help create.<br />
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Perhaps that's achieved through the efforts of a Pope, his evil minions, and a few songs about the devil.<br />
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And that's fine by me too, because everyone knows that Hell's got all the good bands anyway.<br />
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Pretend for a moment that you're the drummer for America's most popular rock band. Despite not being a very accomplished drummer and an even less talented singer, you've managed to score a Top 10 single that propels your group to superstardom and your limited drumming skills are still recognized enough to be considered "influential," albeit mostly for appearance rather than ability.<br />
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Is all of this enough to cash out and go solo?<br />
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Some may claim it was Peter Criss' ego that led him to quit KISS, while others may cite the drugs, pressure or the sheer displeasure of having to work with Gene Simmons. Whatever the reason, if Criss' <a href="http://glam-racket.blogspot.com/2014/02/kiss-peter-criss.html">first solo record from 1978</a> was any indication that embarking on a solo career was the wrong career direction entirely, his second offering <i>Out Of Control</i> confirms it.<br />
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Teaming up again with longtime collaborator Stan Penridge, a friend from his pre-KISS days who co-wrote "Beth" and is all over that 1978 solo monstrosity, <i>Out Of Control</i> was supposed to serve as Criss' first foray into post-KISS independence. And like the solo record before this, life on his own seems to be a very challenging place for Criss as it resides in the middle of his hard-rock persona and his obvious comfort with more standard rock fare.<br />
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"Looks like this time I'm on my own/Starting over again" Criss muses with the syrup-laden opener "By Myself," an obligatory nod to the obvious. But whatever all by myself jive that Criss tries to impose from the get-go is nothing but baloney, particularly when the second song reaches into KISS' own limited arsenal of hooks and lifts straight from nemesis Simmons' hit "Calling Dr. Love" for "In Trouble Again." In fact, the rest of <i>Out Of Control </i>is so dismal that you almost wish Simmons' would have sued Criss for copyright infringement, thereby preventing it from ever obtaining a release date.<br />
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It is the work of mere obligation instead of any real inspiration. <i>Out Of Control </i>is a lazy recording of two mildly talented buddies pissing away one man's lottery winnings on the misguided notion that there is an audience for a old top cat who has used up his nine lives already.<br />
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<br />Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-69590321110631053532014-02-19T19:53:00.000-06:002014-02-22T19:59:43.973-06:00Chelsea - Chelsea<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEissoio2QE_BuSzjJglpbcEQvb-NXTV1yTHGuDJNVtspw9dAOc6Vw6rMGM0_RaU8FdxmybcGeh6ICZXL-Ql5kqWz4GBdUMzshjchPMfcC1tFXCGoAsEaiek3GnLUc0bcNSP5eUWjg/s1600/stars-1.5.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEissoio2QE_BuSzjJglpbcEQvb-NXTV1yTHGuDJNVtspw9dAOc6Vw6rMGM0_RaU8FdxmybcGeh6ICZXL-Ql5kqWz4GBdUMzshjchPMfcC1tFXCGoAsEaiek3GnLUc0bcNSP5eUWjg/s1600/stars-1.5.gif" /></a><br />
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Let's say you're like me, a masochist, and you set out to review the first Peter Criss solo album from 1978, released as part of the band's solo record project where all four members released their own solo record simultaneously, but as KISS.<br />
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Follow me?<br />
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Anyway, during the course of reading about why that record was such a piece of shit you discover that Criss drummed for another band called Chelsea, and they actually released a record for Decca several years before KISS had ever formed.<br />
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And as a masochist you dig deeper, to the point where you actually go and check out this lone Chelsea record, because you are curious: "Just how bad can this band be?"<br />
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I suppose it depends on what you consider to be "bad," but the short answer is "pretty bad" with the asterisk by the overall rating indicating that it "has some weird vibe" to it that qualifies <i>Chelsea</i> as a worthy garage sale find, if not for the fact that it contains Peter Cris(s)' first recorded offering, but because it is a slice of how clueless record companies were in 1970, seemingly signing bands with such blind (and deaf) reasoning that an album like this was even considered.<br />
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But here are the things that make <i>Chelsea</i> weirdly alluring:<br />
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<li>It was produced by the same dude that produced Van Morrison's <i>Astral Weeks</i> and <i>Moondance</i>.</li>
<li>That same dude also produced John Cale's <i>Vintage Violence</i> album.</li>
<li>John Cale performs viola on <i>Chelsea</i> for two tracks.</li>
<li>One of the tracks features him with <u>oodles</u> of reverb, giving the performance a very droney and weird vibe.</li>
<li>The lone track composed by the entire band, "Polly Von," is clearly designed to be the band's "epic" and is somewhat intriguing. It comes complete with strings and an endless guitar solo on one channel while a reverb-laden one is found on the other.</li>
<li>More reverb.</li>
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There are many more things that make <i>Chelsea</i> less alluring, primarily:<br />
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<li>Chelsea-the band-never seem to discover what kind of band they are. One moment they're folk, another they're a trippy psychedelic band, sometimes they get a little bluesy, and others they want to rock out.</li>
<li>The singer is devoid of personality and an awful songwriter.</li>
<li>Peter Criss' drumming is notably shitty.</li>
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The best that frontman Peter Shepley can come up with is along the lines of "It's a long long river/So just let it run/It's a long long journey/But there's only one" ("Long River"), which was probably heavy as fuck at the time, given the amount of drugs these N.Y.C. hippies were ingesting. The worst would have to be the line "hard rock music" repeated over and over ("Hard Rock Music") while Criss inexplicitly bangs on some bongos.</div>
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Squint hard enough and you can hear some kindred spirits with the Velvet Underground, particularly with Cale's brief cameo. But such squinting can also make a migraine, which is ultimately ill-advised since <i>Chelsea</i> can produce enough of a headache on its own thanks to the band's endless parade of indecision and meanderings.</div>
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In other words, <i>Chelsea</i> is much better than Criss' 1978 solo offering and, to be completely honest, it's better than a bunch of titles in KISS' catalog. But other than the novelty of serving as a footnote to KISS' pre-makeup history...excuse me, <u>kiss</u>tory...there is very little need to seek out <i>Chelsea</i>.</div>
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<span class="">When the members of KISS decided to take advantage of their stardom by releasing four records simultaneously, the decision merely accentuated the reality that the band's real talents were noticeably restricted to just a few members - and even then, the talent was either in short supply or frustratingly sporadic.</span><br />
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With Peter Criss, there was at least a sliver of potential since the drummer of "the hottest band in the land" was the only member to actually have a major label deal with a record company prior to his cat makeup, albeit briefly with the one-record offering of his previous band Chelsea.<br />
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The band imploded while recording their second album, which is not saying a lot since they were never really that good to begin with. So why on Earth would Criss return to leftover material from Chelsea's second album when it came time to slop together songs for his first solo record after being blessed with KISS' golden ticket success?<br />
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Chock it up to drugs, pressure, or that aforementioned talent void, because <i>Peter Criss</i> not only ranks as the worst offering in KISS' misguided solo project venture, it quite possibly be one of the worst records ever presented with a platinum disc for sales exceeding 1,000,000 units.<br />
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Dreadfully overproduced and rigidly performed to the point where any passion has been sucked dry from the performance, <i>Peter Criss</i> is a mirror of the excess that began to infiltrate the KISS line-up. It's also a testament to the KISS Army for how much they were willing to endure for the logo and the band members who facilitated mediocrity.<br />
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Criss peppers his solo album with weak and misguided attempts at what can only be described as jazz/disco/soft rock blend, propelled by his tepid drumming and his Chelsea cohort Stan Penridge's anonymous guitar work. Female backing vocalists are added to sweeten the mix while horns pop up on several tracks, making some songs sound like outtakes from the jingle factory. A pointless cover of "Tossin' & Turnin'" is added as a nod to Criss' youth, while side two finds him giving up the percussion duties entirely to a session player, giving him more time to focus on his vocal abilities. Admittedly, the vocals probably deserved a session player more than the drums<br />
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Clocking in at a mere 35 minutes, <i>Peter Criss </i>could be viewed as a bold attempt to distance the artist from the choreographed bombast of his more notable group offerings, or at least a glimpse at the kind of music Criss really enjoys outside of the make-up and pyrotechnics. But that would require at least a hint of some fundamental ability or at least a desire to create something somewhat memorable.<br />
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There is no evidence of either on this record. Instead, <i>Peter Criss</i> marks the first KISS record that confirms every single critic's complaint about this band while gutting their credibility entirely.Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-9845199241680601262014-02-17T04:20:00.000-06:002014-02-17T04:20:00.574-06:00The Funky Drummer (Part III)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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"The name of this tune is 'The Funky Drummer'" I told my son as we left the parking lot of Target. He came with me to pick up a few needed items for dinner that night, mainly because he was driving his Mother crazy at home, the result of some serious cabin fever for both of our children because of the never-ending winter we seem to be experiencing this year in the Midwest.<br />
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I pushed play and James Brown began to count off the song, a seven-minute long classic that would easily make its way into my "greatest songs of all time" list, if I ever thought I could compile one. The only reason "The Funky Drummer" made its way into the stereo of our minivan this evening was because I thought it would be perfectly timed from our journey from Target to back home, hopefully ending with Brown's naming ceremony at the end of the song as soon as we pulled into our driveway.<br />
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My son tolerates such impromptu music lessons, because if I don't occasionally target a few of these acknowledged classics for him, his musical knowledge would be dictated by the playlist of our city's Top 40 station, and influence he listens to nearly every night when he goes to bed.<br />
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I suppose I did the same thing at his age, but my upbringing was a lot more musically adventurous that what he currently displays. He loves music to some extent and even sings in his school's chorus, but there is little evidence that he has the same passion for music that his father has, and every now and then some tutoring is needed.<br />
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"This is one of the most sampled songs in history." I explained, immediately remembering that he probably has no idea what sampling is. The explanation is going nowhere, but then he asks something that hints at being remotely interested in what I'm telling him.<br />
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"When was this song recorded?" he asks.<br />
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"1969." I answer affirmatively.<br />
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"No it wasn't!" He corrects, even though I know he has no idea what the hell he's talking about. I take my Rock & Roll history somewhat seriously, primarily out of necessity of self-preservation rather than attempting to be a trivia snob trying to assert authority. Considering this, I retort with the commanding "E, you don't know anything about James Brown, so how do you think you know when 'The Funky Drummer' was recorded?"<br />
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I swear to God, this is how I interact with my son. With that being said, his historical knowledge of professional wrestling is impressive. He even reminded me once that Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka may have killed his girlfriend in 1983.<br />
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"James Brown?" replies my son. "I thought you were talking about <i>Chris</i> Brown!"<br />
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It's true: "The Funky Drummer" will turn 45 this year, and the drum break that inspired Mr. Brown's last minute song title has been the foundation for untold numbers of rap and R&B tracks during the last three decades, continues to inspire countless artists and listeners with its infectious beat.<br />
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If sheet music exists for "The Funky Drummer," it probably only takes a page. The basic pattern of the song would run a full measure before the instruction on the next measure read "Vamp til ready" and then ended.<br />
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Each member of The James Brown Orchestra gets a nod, punctuated by Brown's own verbal observations and direction. He enthusiastically yells "Bring on the juice!" before saxophonist St. Clair Pinckney starts his solo. When Pinckney gets near the end of his spot, Brown affirms "Still good!" allowing the horn player to blow for a few more measures. When things really begin to cook, it prompts a few "Good God!" and "I got to holler!" a few times throughout the rest of the song's seven minutes.<br />
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By the fifth minute of the track, we had pulled on to the last street leading to our home. There was no way that I would disrespect the Godfather of Soul by ending "The Funky Drummer" early, particularly if it's because of my inaccurate travel time calculations.<br />
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We would simply drive around the block.<br />
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This of course led to the inevitable chorus of "Are we going around the block?" and "Why are we going around the block?" almost overshadowing Brown's notice of what his band was up to.<br />
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"Fellas! One more time. I want to give the drummer some of this funky soul here." James interrupts. "You don't have to do no soloin' brother. Just keep what you got!" he instructs the man keeping such an impeccable ass-shaking groove. <a href="http://www.glam-racket.blogspot.com/2008/03/bakers-dozen-greatest-rock-drummers-of.html">Clyde Stubblefield</a> probably made $40 for his work on November 20th, 1969, possibly earning enough for a decent Thanksgiving meal for his family. I'll leave it to you to ponder if this is sufficient compensation for a drum pattern that ended up being used on million sellers and providing other artists with much more financial security.<br />
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"Don't turn it loose...'cause it's a mother!" James advises Stubblefield, before telling the rest of the band, "When I count to four I want everybody to lay out and let the drummer go. When I count to four I want you to come back in."<br />
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And just like that, Stubblefield is left alone with his spontaneous spark of genius. For eight full bars, Clyde delivers his groundbreaking drum pattern unaccompanied, becoming the focal point and namesake of the song itself.<br />
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By the time Brown counts off the second time, we've made our way around the block and I hit the garage door opener to the faded refrains of "The funky drummer...The funky drummer" "So! Wasn't that one of the best songs you ever heard in your entire life?" I ask my son as we slow into the garage, sure of what the answer will be.<br />
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"It was OK." he responds, completely lacking anything resembling enthusiasm.<br />
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He's on his way inside while I stay seated, jaw dropped that he didn't have the same kind of visceral reaction that I did when I first heard "The Funky Drummer."<br />
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"Cut off the lights." I mutter to myself as I kill the headlamps on the minivan.<br />
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"And call the law."Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-29170265379181964032014-02-15T15:52:00.000-06:002014-02-16T16:06:36.742-06:00Squeeze - Argy Bargy<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikUyipMlvKn59G21CVAF4ETP7VHtmf7RfsDbFargW0QrKvz5r2k5_Pe-qfwEAirpxC78p4tZwoIPcNFP6GRHUXr-N0AtH4zlFknOJQw4WDg3GwYPJVVlorpm-B3L4v0v2ikO1UGQ/s1600/stars-5.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikUyipMlvKn59G21CVAF4ETP7VHtmf7RfsDbFargW0QrKvz5r2k5_Pe-qfwEAirpxC78p4tZwoIPcNFP6GRHUXr-N0AtH4zlFknOJQw4WDg3GwYPJVVlorpm-B3L4v0v2ikO1UGQ/s1600/stars-5.gif" /></a><br />
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In high school, I worked as a lifeguard for the municipal pool during the summer months. The managers were usually a few years older than the guard staff, so every year they would come back from college during summer break and tell us how awesome university was while tempting us with their driver’s licenses and breaking out some bullshit pool hierarchy whenever we underage drinkers asked for a hand in buying some booze.<br />
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One of the things that they did share with us was the occasional mix tape featuring “college music” and other tracks from what students supposedly listened to while they were away from home, their cabinets filled with plastic Chinet plates, Graffix bongs, and copious amounts of Everclear grain alcohol.<br />
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Their music taught me that my concept of college life was completely off. I mean, how can you explain one manager’s love of Phil Collins and Supertramp? There was obviously nothing remotely smokeable coming from that dude’s dorm room and nothing to indicate that he was actually putting that collegiate independence to good use.<br />
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But another manager did have a few challenging tapes that he would bring to the pool, some of which actually fell outside of the idea of “mainstream.”<br />
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One afternoon, he popped in a cassette in the pool’s primitive stereo system that pumped music over the weatherproof speakers and provided customers with the hourly routine pool checks, where we would force everyone out of the pool at the top of the hour and see if we missed any dead bodies sinking to the bottom of the pool.<br />
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Playing a personal cassette over the p.a. system was a big no no. We were under some vague instructions to leave the radio tuned to the local top 40 station as it was enjoyed by more customers. But hear me when I say that after an afternoon, twirling your whistle in 90-degree Iowa humidity, the last thing you wanted to hear was Michael Sembello‘s “Maniac” four times during your shift.<br />
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So it was a great relief to hear a foreign, yet familiar sound of a Beatlesque guitar coming from the tinny fidelity of the pool’s all-weather speaker. It was hard to make out the words, but the voice sounded similar to that of John Lennon’s, singing about “Squinting faces at the sky / A Harold Robbins paperback.”<br />
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The record—Squeeze‘s <i>Argy Bargy</i>—continues to serve as one of my own musical clarions to announce the summer solstice. It is the closest that the band got to their well-deserved Fab comparisons while managing to point to a direction that may have ultimately transcended those lazy associations.<br />
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The song I heard that day, “Pulling Mussels From The Shell,” and the track that kicked off side two, “If I Didn’t Love You,” are the two most recognized gems from Squeeze’s primary songwriters, Chris Difford and Glenn Tilbrookn. They may have been college radio favorites at the time they were released, prompting my manager to tape a copy of <i>Argy Bargy</i> for his own collection, but the rest of the record was full of wonderfully smart pop songs that the manager agreed to let me tape with his dual cassette dubbing unit.<br />
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The source tape was his TDK SA90 cassette, which I used as well for my copy. It was a little more expensive than the cheap blank cassettes that I used, but I figured that the dude was in college, so he must know that chrome-oxide tapes sounded better than those normal bias ones.<br />
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The second-generation tape hiss wasn’t too bad, and I attributed it to the bitchin’ high-bias tape I bought and the treble-killing Dolby B noise reduction that I used during the high speed dubbing process. Upon playback, I noticed something weird during the awesome song “Vicki Verky,” a great slice of up-tempo acoustic Beatlemania towards the end of the album.
In the middle of the song, the Squeeze composition suddenly dropped out and I could hear the familiar refrains of a Beatles song playing backwards for about 15 seconds. Always up for a game of Beatles trivia, I determined the vocal part of the chorus was none other than George Harrison and the song in question was “Love You To” from <i>Revolve</i>r. How it ended up on my tape is unknown and why it plays the segment backwards is one of life’s mysteries.<br />
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But it gave my dub copy of<i> Argy Bargy</i> character and I kept that cassette even after I properly got my own copy on CD many years later.<br />
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What isn’t mysterious was how<i> Argy Bargy</i> managed to cross-generational boundaries. A few years later, I became one of the managers of that municipal pool, and one of my first acts as a big shot was to put in that tape of <i>Argy Bargy</i>, just like old times. Years later, one of the female lifeguards remembered that tape, and evidently inquired about it after I played it. She got the annunciation wrong, but I understood her perfectly when she asked if I could make her a copy of that “Argee Bargee” album that I used to play at the pool during the summer.<br />
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There was also my own father, who became a fan of Squeeze after allowing me the opportunity to play <i>Argy Bargy</i> in the car on our way to a short getaway one summer. To get through an entire album without my father advising, “Let’s listen to something else now,” was a rare event, but it was even rarer to have him request, “Put in that Squeeze tape!” when we ended up on the beach off a lake where my aunt and uncle lived in Illinois. Maybe the Fab melodies got to him, or maybe it was just the after effects of the lake that cooled the nuclear power plant nearby.<br />
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I think it’s the melodies; they’re as fresh today as they were thirty years ago. The melodies are the reason you’ll still catch a one of their most popular classics while shopping for groceries. In fact, “Pulling Mussels From A Shell” came up the other day while the iPod was on shuffle as I was cooking dinner.<br />
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“That’s where I’ve heard this song from!” my wife announced, explaining that the song would frequently play at her store’s music channel, causing her to break into a spontaneous, “And I feel like William Tell,” in front of her co-workers who weren’t as familiar with the work of Squeeze.<br />
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The truth is, everyone should be a bit familiar with them, and I hope with additional spins of <i>Argy Bargy</i> my wife won’t begin to think of her place of employment the next time she hears their songs.<br />
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Because <i>Argy Bargy</i> is great enough that it should be honored with worthy memories. In fact, the band themselves point that out during “If I Didn’t Love You” with a line that has pretty much served as the Cliff Notes of my own musical obsession: “Singles remind me of kisses / Albums remind me of plans.”<br />
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A lot of both were created with this frequently overlooked gem.<br />
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This review originally appeared in <a href="http://gloriousnoise.com/">Glorious Noise</a>.Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-58549538761408493302014-02-12T15:45:00.000-06:002014-02-16T15:47:18.149-06:00Talk Talk - Spirit Of Eden<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpLRa5BtXB7wYZqJROjr0PMqbsVGhpbeoUJaeXgCvpNcEpqFleHYx0eM8WhFOFQjnkI3cb6DxJUYirCvcA_Ud3QZ5ldH40XACbvIrmS1MYDa363pvOEXqJjvj04wgolUBO73Mx8A/s1600/stars-4.5.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpLRa5BtXB7wYZqJROjr0PMqbsVGhpbeoUJaeXgCvpNcEpqFleHYx0eM8WhFOFQjnkI3cb6DxJUYirCvcA_Ud3QZ5ldH40XACbvIrmS1MYDa363pvOEXqJjvj04wgolUBO73Mx8A/s1600/stars-4.5.gif" qea="true" /></a><br />
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I’ve told the story of how I stumbled upon Talk Talk‘s <i>Spirit Of Eden</i> before, but that story doesn’t illustrate much into how jaw-dropping brilliant the album is and how because of that it can inspire other bands to make like-minded epic statements.<br />
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To start with, we need to go back twenty years ago…the year that<i> Spirit Of Eden </i>was made…and try to convey how completely unexpected it was. Leader Mark Hollis had made a few Talk Talk albums up to that point that were literal definitions of New Wave music. In fact, he made good New Wave albums, the kind you weren’t necessarily ashamed of, but nothing that demonstrated that they were capable of much beyond the genre they were originally attached to.<br />
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They were successful at it, scoring a few hits here stateside (“It’s My Life” and “Life’s What You Make It”) and probably even a few more in their native England. To try to deviate from their proven method was probably met with enormous resistance from band members, record company executives and fans alike. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it…and Talk Talk seemed to be pushing ahead just fine. Why Hollis then chose to create album number four with such a huge gulf compared to his previous work is curious. It only becomes clearer the moment you hear <i>Spirit Of Eden</i> for yourself: it’s because Mark Hollis was channeling something much more than sheer muse itself. It was as if there was indeed a higher power manning the controls of Hollis’ pen and the studio control room.<br />
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You hear it immediately: organic instruments, horns, strings, choirs; these are major steps away from Talk Talk’s previous synthesizer tinkering. Hollis’ voice also seems to be channeling cathartic powers as he muses on such themes as addiction and loss. There’s a moment on “I Believe In You,” a song about the perils of heroin, where Hollis musters a defiant “Enough! Ain’t it enough, crippled world?” that brings tears to my eyes two decades after first hearing it.<br />
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With six tracks clocking in at forty minutes, Talk Talk cleverly place jazz-like arrangements underneath wide melodramatic atmospheres. It’s slowly paced (the first hint of “rock” takes seventeen-and-a-half minutes to appear) but never boring. The drama that <i>Spirit Of Eden</i> creates keeps you glued to it for that entire forty minutes and will stay with you for years afterwards.<br />
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This post originally appeared in <a href="http://gloriousnoise.com/2008/talk_talk_spirit_of_eden">Glorious Noise</a>.Todd Totalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08985141400507835685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26208080.post-83036262264618955142014-02-10T04:20:00.000-06:002014-02-10T04:20:00.184-06:00Mirror Travel - Mexico<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI46R_ZatR4U_n2eNnZgdAqFf8hKPkylzq1V3x5EuV61RxdiJ3veQp1rOdkNpr9v2fdWoy3-WEGZZLGPSG5gm4YKzLmuet7stoEE_-XmS1ghXYwwvoUseJM6A3NIPpjVPZBOsVag/s1600/stars-3.5.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI46R_ZatR4U_n2eNnZgdAqFf8hKPkylzq1V3x5EuV61RxdiJ3veQp1rOdkNpr9v2fdWoy3-WEGZZLGPSG5gm4YKzLmuet7stoEE_-XmS1ghXYwwvoUseJM6A3NIPpjVPZBOsVag/s1600/stars-3.5.gif" /></a><br />
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Formerly known as Follow That Bird! Austin, Texas' Mirror Travel have grown to become a local favorite, while national notoriety has become somewhat more eluding, thanks to the label nonsense holding their debut hostage for some time and the cement block of their previous band name holding them back some too.<br />
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You can almost hear the band's rebirth in <i>Mexico</i>, as the recording of the debut transpired in Marfa, Texas-a progressive high desert community of 2,000 people. The isolation afforded Mirror Travel to focus on their arrangements, and what's finally offered is well worth the wait and well suited for a larger listen.<br />
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The extra focus is critical as Mirror Travel mine dreamy shoegaze soundscapes with an honest link to their psychedelic grandfathers. What follows often begins with a few measures of garage rehearsal before opening up the garage doors to pay homage to vast array of desert stars with extended moments of textured jams.<br />
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The gnarlier basement blasts are found towards the front, particularly with the rapid-fire "I Want You To Know" and the three-chord/two-thirty title track. By the time you've made it to side two, the tracks start edging past the five minute mark and the additional time unleashes a completely new identity for Mirror Travel.<br />
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With "Pinholes," Mirror Travel have made the leap to dream pop bliss even before they double-time everything around the two minute mark and really make it purr. Around minute five, it feels like they might be ready to wrap things up, but then drummer Tiffanie Lanmon puts a little extra umph in her ride cymbal and starts the whole thing up again, until it finally crumbles to a close about a minute later.<br />
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Lanmon is a wonderfully intuitive drummer, providing nuances that would have been lost with a heavier hand. Her touch contributes greatly to the airy bounce that compliments the ever-present reverb found on Lauren Green's vocals.<br />
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While lacking in noticeable range, Green's voice does offer <i>Mexico</i> a very distinct personality. But it's her guitar performance that is the record's biggest surprise and most impressive contribution. As a power trio, there is a rather large void to fill in the required dynamics of any rock band, particularly one that navigates with such dream pop intentions. And since Mirror Travel rely on matters like distortion very conservatively, Green doubles up her guitar duties with some textured picking that's pretty intricate at times. It's two very distinct personalities when she takes on this role, and it seems to suggest that she's able to adapt her playing, offering a range that isn't noticeable in her vocal abilities.<br />
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On "Young Gold" they break out the old "So You Want To Be A Rock and Roll Star" one-two and reprise the whole garage biography before unleashing the album closer "Stoner." Again, there's little beyond a few chords and a questionable beat, but that's enough to muster up some pretty awesome dramatics captured in this West Texas studio.<br />
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<i>Mexico</i> resembles the long drive that begins at dawn and ends in the middle of nowhere, perhaps a dangerous spot in Mexico where there's a chance you may not have the necessary means to get back into safe hands. As the record clearly demonstrates, the road leading to this drama is both strangely compelling and infectiously mysterious.<br />
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It's no wonder why I kept making repeat journeys with this alluring soundtrack.<br />
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