I found this in my junk email folder:
JANUARY 13TH, 2011
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
SHOWTIME HIT SERIES "CALIFORNICATION" IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN MORE WYLDE...GUITAR LEGEND ZAKK WYLDE TO GUEST STAR THIS SUNDAY
(New York, NY) - Guitar enthusiasts and fans of SHOWTIME's over-the-top smash hit comedy series "Californication" will get a very special treat when guitar god Zakk Wylde makes a guest appearance this Sunday, January 16th. Tune in to SHOWTIME at 9:00PM, ET/PT to witness Wylde make his hilarious premium cable acting debut. "Californication" stars David Duchovny in his Golden Globe®-winning role as hedonistic novelist Hank Moody who struggles to raise his teenage daughter Becca (Madeleine Martin), while still carrying a torch for his ex-girlfriend Karen (Natascha McElhone). Although primarily known for his incredible guitar prowess, Zakk Wylde is no stranger to acting having appeared in the 2001 film, "Rock Star" with Mark Wahlberg, and more recently in the independent film, "Bones."
Actually, I wouldn't rave too loud about Rock Star.
And am I the only one who feels Californication is getting a bit tiring? Dude is just a whore, parading around like we believe the idea that an author can really do fuck-all and afford to pay a mortgage.
The show was pretty cool initially, but I felt a little gross after he fucked that underage chick.
That's where we're all at now: desensatized to the point where we have to imply statatory rape to titilate us.
My recommendation: turn off the tv and read Last Exit To Brooklyn.